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    The what jsharr did on his summer vacation thread.

    Now that jsahrr is off on a weeks vacation, it's time to make up adventures we think he could or should be having to compare with what actually happened when he gets back. Whatever we make up wont compare to what really happens in Ruben's life, but it could be interesting. Who wants to start?

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    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    It started with force-feeding laxatives to the wiener dog to retrieve his car keys.

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    He spent a day at Battle Mountain managing to do 85 miles an hour on an unmodified WalMart bike.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    He vacuumed the house.

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    He's setting up a booth at his county fair where he will be selling deep fried chocolate-covered bass.
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    He has taken his kids to the VA retirement home to pass out diapers with "Hero" printed on them.
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    He went downtown to look for a job, then hung out in front of the drugstore.

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    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    He wanted to prove to the boys how big his man card is and went to try and get a bass bare handed. Little did he realize it was a pool of piranhas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    I meant that in a good way Rube.

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    His title was withdrawn when it was discovered he doped prior to the Mud Pit Belly Flop at the Redneck Games.



    Yeah, that's him right at the end of the clip.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Road trip to all 200 or so Bass Pro Shop and Cabelas retail stores.
    Oh wait, didn't he get banned for life for jumping into the live fish tanks last time he went?

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    Hooked up a 300 acre sail to the Lexington that says, using 150 foot characters, "Hey Foo: I am the true threadkiller!". He is hoping that a google-cam-car drives by.

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    He is going to reenact this with his Ford Freestyle:



    You can see all of the boy scouts huddling around to watch.
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    bass fishing....maybe he'll get a new one....that other one is smelling pretty bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HardyWeinberg View Post
    This is so gonna be an internet classic... thx Vancouver for this awesome pic. it just need some captions saying 'make love, not war'.

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    Hooked up a 300 acre sail to the Lexington that says, using 150 foot characters, "Hey Foo: I am the true threadkiller!". He is hoping that a google-cam-car drives by.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    This is so gonna be an internet classic... thx Vancouver for this awesome pic. it just need some captions saying 'make love, not war'.
    That's from the Vancouver riot? Awesome.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    He's setting up a booth at his county fair where he will be selling deep fried chocolate-covered bass.
    He ought to come to Arkansas. He'd have a line stretching out the gates of the fair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HardyWeinberg View Post
    Sadly, they weren't kissing. She got injured and he was helping her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    That's from the Vancouver riot? Awesome.
    yup... more about it here: linky

    ...and an interview with the actual couple here
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    He is going to have a run-in with Old Gregg while he is fishing.
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    Just a guess...it involves water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    You set the standard here,this is a good thing,keep up the excellent journalism.RubenStories(TM)
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