Bugarach, France needs military assistance to protect itself from Bliss ninnies
The mayor of a picturesque French village has threatened to call in the army to seal it off from a tide of New Age fanatics and UFO watchers, who are convinced it is the only place on Earth to be spared Armageddon in 2012.
Gullibility must be a required trait in humans for some reason.
Evidently aliens live in the mountain behind the mayor there and they are going to protect the village from the 2012 apocalypse. Anyhow, it has the bliss ninnies in such a dither that they are flocking to the village. I think the mayor has visions of Burning Man when he closes his eyes.