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Old 06-20-11, 06:03 PM   #1
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51 year old actor marries 16 year old singer

The real question here is, who believes she's actually 16?!?!?!?!



"Hollywood has seen its fair share of odd couplings, but this one is so out there even the newlyweds know it's a little weird.

Doug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in The Green Mile, Lost and The X-Files, married aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

Is there something fishy about it? In an exclusive statement to E! News, the couple insists there's not."



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Old 06-20-11, 06:18 PM   #2
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So when she is 27, he'll be 62 and eligible for social security. Makes me wonder if the Screen Actors Guild insurance pays for Viagra. What do they have to talk about, that's two or three generations gap. Publicity stunts are actually pretty pathetic.
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16? Maybe in 1996.

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He looks younger than 51 and hell she looks older than 16.
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She's a good back archer. I bet she was in gymnastics.

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Old 06-20-11, 06:23 PM   #6
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She's a good back archer. I bet she was in gymnastics.
Otherwise you probably wouldn't notice her boobs.

Also, they are natural.
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Old 06-20-11, 06:25 PM   #7
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We need to find a photo of her before the boob job and bleach.
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Old 06-20-11, 06:27 PM   #8
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AVN best new starlet 2013.

This is what passes for country nowadays?
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She's a good back archer. I bet she was in gymnastics.

Isn't she just delightful?

Gotta love hot women with daddy issues...
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My oh my that big old house gets lonely,
Married to an old man with hands cold as ice..................
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The bride's mother was also protective of her daughter's reputation, "Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl."

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The Hollywood pool guy will nail it.
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The bride's mother was also protective of her daughter's reputation, "Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl."
Allow me to update my previous statement: Gotta love hot Christian girls with daddy issues...

I mean the only way this could have been better is if she were a Mouseketeer... $10 says that we'll see her downbelow's on TMZ within 6 mos (pixilated, of course)
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I think we have entered the bizzaro universe, where everything is backwards.

The girl looks older
The guy looks younger
Mom is supportive?
She's a "good" girl.

Not.
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Old 06-20-11, 07:26 PM   #15
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Natural boobs don't have "edges" when they're pushed up. Just sayin'.

If she's only 16 then she's had a tough life, because she sure looks older.
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She's 16 years old? And her mama gave her permission to marry? To a 51 year old man?

*blink* *blink*

If I was her mama and some 51 year old man wanted to marry her, I'd take off my shoe and beat him about the head. If that didn't work, I'd look for a baseball bat.

*gets off soapbox and mutters "ew ew ew ew ew!"*
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Natural boobs don't have "edges" when they're pushed up. Just sayin'.

If she's only 16 then she's had a tough life, because she sure looks older.
I never knew that fact,well done
Untill this statement all we had was the wet t-shirt test.
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He looks younger than 51 and hell she looks older than 16.
My thoughts exactly.
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She's 16 years old? And her mama gave her permission to marry? To a 51 year old man?

*blink* *blink*

If I was her mama and some 51 year old man wanted to marry her, I'd take off my shoe and beat him about the head. If that didn't work, I'd look for a baseball bat.

I think mama wants his money somehow. It's time to hit her with a shoe.
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Mama wants his money somehow, hit mama with the shoe.
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I'm sure they're both getting from the relationship exactly what they wanted.
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Here she is at 15, a year ago????? Anyway, do boobs grow that much in a year?
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I bet if i was an actor with a few dollars i could get one of those also ----
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At least he didn't pull a Jerry Lee Lewis.
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