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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    I had a dream...

    ... that jsharr was driving his Ford Freestyle over some wooden furniture in my yard on the way to his house.

    Maybe I need to get more sleep.
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    In Texas it's called a Ford "Free Spirit".
    They are not confined to nor used to white lines on the side of the road."Free Grazing" policy of 1867.

    Next time(in your dreams)keep the patio furniture in the garage.
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    In Texas it's called a Ford "Free Spirit".
    They are not confined to nor used to white lines on the side of the road."Free Grazing" policy of 1867.

    Next time(in your dreams)keep the patio furniture in the garage.
    If only I had a garage. Stupid mobile home.
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    my chain saw would not start in your dream?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Put sawblades on the ford...



    FTW...

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    If only I had a garage. Stupid mobile home.
    If it's mobile, you can move it. Then it will take a while for jsharr to find your yard again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    If it's mobile, you can move it. Then it will take a while for jsharr to find your yard again.
    Aside from the fact it is 29ftx56ft and has no wheels and the trailer tongues have been removed... sure.

    But if jsharr ever drives out, I will leave some wood furniture in the yard just for him to run over. It'll put on a good show for the boys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    my chain saw would not start in your dream?
    There wasn't a chain saw. You just came right through the yard and busted up that futon frame all to pieces with your Freestyle.
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    ^Your next dream really ought to involve chain saws. With superchargers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    If only I had a garage. Stupid mobile home.
    Get one of those plastic outdoor sheds at HomeDopey.The look good and you can take it with you when you roll out of there.


    Hear about the guy in West-by-God who could not move into the spot at the trailer park because the last guy took the address?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    There wasn't a chain saw. You just came right through the yard and busted up that futon frame all to pieces with your Freestyle.
    Sounds like you were dreaming of jsharr the lumberjack.

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    Where's jdon for this one?This will lift his spirits.^
    He's been a bit depressed lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Get one of those plastic outdoor sheds at HomeDopey.The look good and you can take it with you when you roll out of there.
    I have two, neither of which is large enough for a bicycle with all of the other crap in there.
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    Drink Sailor Jerry rum(1 glass)at bedtime and you will no longer have these intense dreams.
    Most cost effective solution in the long run.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    my chain saw would not start in your dream?
    I just had a mental flash of the sinuous creature in jsharr's avatar ripstarting a chainsaw.
    Hope I don't dream tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlatTop View Post
    I just had a mental flash of the sinuous creature in jsharr's avatar ripstarting a chainsaw.
    Hope I don't dream tonight.
    Otters with chainsaws... every marine biologist's worst nightmare.
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