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Old 07-05-11, 09:28 AM   #1
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The miracle product thread

Here is your chance to act like the Shamwow/ Oxiclean guy.

List your miracle products here. I guess some have to be bike related, so this doesn't get moved to foo.

My miracle product is called liquid smoke and makes everything taste like bacon. I guess I can start eating vegetables now.

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Old 07-05-11, 09:50 AM   #2
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I like my shamwow.
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Old 07-05-11, 10:12 AM   #3
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awww dude.
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Old 07-05-11, 10:55 AM   #4
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Whenever I hear someone say Shamwow, all I think about is the guy doing the Slap Chop commercial screaming about how we're gonna love his nuts.....
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Old 07-05-11, 10:56 AM   #5
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I take it the new pass time in the road forum is trying to start threads that don't get moved to Foo.
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Old 07-05-11, 11:06 AM   #6
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Maybe we should start a thread in Foo and get it moved into Road for a change.
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Old 07-05-11, 11:28 AM   #7
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But what could one talk about on a bike forum to get it moved to the Road Forum?
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But what could one talk about on a bike forum to get it moved to the Road Forum?
Well, we need to work on this one.
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Old 07-05-11, 11:49 AM   #9
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So should I get Zipps or pay the gas bill this month?
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Old 07-05-11, 11:57 AM   #10
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haha. they're merciless!
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Get Zipps. They have been scientifically proven to make you faster and make you a hit with the opposite gender.
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Old 07-05-11, 12:00 PM   #12
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So should I get Zipps or pay the gas bill this month?
Zipps are out. For real Roadie speed you need:
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Old 07-06-11, 09:36 AM   #13
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Try these for a touch of class.
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Old 07-06-11, 11:30 PM   #14
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Bike related: Pedros Bike Lust will make your beater look showroom shiny (great to slap on before taking pics for ebay : )
Non bike related: Trojan Thintensity/Thinsation? They are the non studded non ribbed super thin ones, OMG its not even there and for $7 for a box of 12 blows those overpriced Extacy ones (over $10 here) out of the water.

Maybe since both products have a sexual theme my opinion may be one sided
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I can tape up my hanging "chads" of ceiling tiles that the landlord SAID he was going to replace - and can make everything look oooooo sooo goood.

Ahhhh ... behold the miracle of WHITE!

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Photshop. Anything that can make Chip look that good has got to be a miracle.
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Super Happy Fun Ball and / or LOG!
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do not make super happy fun ball mad.
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