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Old 07-12-11, 10:28 PM   #1
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My redneck village has arrived!

What more could I possibly say? (NSFW, has the f-word)

Hmmm.

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Old 07-13-11, 07:11 AM   #2
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Couldn't the dude just wear a bandana or something? Sheesh.
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You have to wonder if the tatto artist burst out laughing after the guy left his shop.
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Wow, good ol' Redding.
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Thanks Cbad. I do beg the Forum's pardon.
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Redding, up there in the almost-once-was-a-state of Jefferson.
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I recommend a chop-squirrel coverup tattoo.
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His Granny most surely be awful proud of him, not!
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No kidding.

I had to do some digging to even consider that this site was Redding, California, since... uhh, Redding has the internet now?
Yeah, someone screwed up and let them have the Internet. They even have access to BF.
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Yeah, someone screwed up and let them have the Internet. They even have access to BF.
so you can trust us, did the tattoo hurt?
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Old 07-13-11, 12:20 PM   #11
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so you can trust us, did the tattoo hurt?
I am too chicken for tattoos... and also, Redding is 4+ hours from here on a good day. I haven't been there since... 2001, and that was just a fuel stop on the way to Oregon.
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I am too chicken for tattoos... and also, Redding is 4+ hours from here on a good day. I haven't been there since... 2001, and that was just a fuel stop on the way to Oregon.
seriously, i appreciate you gotta stay in character to protect your alibi, so let me rephrase that, theoretcally speaking, did it hurt?
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seriously, i appreciate you gotta stay in character to protect your alibi, so let me rephrase that, theoretcally speaking, did it hurt?
I just can't imagine how dumb one would have to be to request that profanity be permanently emblazoned across one's forehead. This causes me great difficulty.
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Old 07-13-11, 12:33 PM   #14
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This is my kind of tattoo right here: Royal International Air Tattoo
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I remember a story about a guy that was tattoed as an act of retribution while in prision. ****** or molestor and a victims relative was incarcerated at same facility or somesuch.
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Yeah, someone screwed up and let them have the Internet. They even have access to BF.
Dude, I've been here for awhile.

Soooo, seein' how jsharr's outed you, what now?
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Dude, I've been here for awhile.
I think Redding was stealing Sacramento's wireless until at least 2007.

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Soooo, seein' how jsharr's outed you, what now?
I figure he has three options:

1. Public Office. Every politician thinks it, but this guy has it written on his forehead.
2. Reality show. Every other freak gets one.
3. Have jsharr send him a giant Texas 10-gallon hat and have him wear it... for the rest of his life.
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He could just shove his head back where he had it when he decided to get that tattoo...
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P&Ra?
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Only if the "R" stands for "Redding".
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3. Have jsharr send him a giant Texas 10-gallon hat and have him wear it... for the rest of his life.
staple that sucker on. Shouldn't hurt much more than getting that tattoo to begin with.
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How does the redneck part fit in to this? I don't get it.
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