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    My redneck village has arrived!

    What more could I possibly say? (NSFW, has the f-word)

    Hmmm.
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    Couldn't the dude just wear a bandana or something? Sheesh.

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    You have to wonder if the tatto artist burst out laughing after the guy left his shop.
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    Wow, good ol' Redding.
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    Thanks Cbad. I do beg the Forum's pardon.

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    Redding, up there in the almost-once-was-a-state of Jefferson.
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    I recommend a chop-squirrel coverup tattoo.

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    His Granny most surely be awful proud of him, not!

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    No kidding.

    I had to do some digging to even consider that this site was Redding, California, since... uhh, Redding has the internet now?
    Yeah, someone screwed up and let them have the Internet. They even have access to BF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Yeah, someone screwed up and let them have the Internet. They even have access to BF.
    so you can trust us, did the tattoo hurt?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    so you can trust us, did the tattoo hurt?
    I am too chicken for tattoos... and also, Redding is 4+ hours from here on a good day. I haven't been there since... 2001, and that was just a fuel stop on the way to Oregon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    I am too chicken for tattoos... and also, Redding is 4+ hours from here on a good day. I haven't been there since... 2001, and that was just a fuel stop on the way to Oregon.
    seriously, i appreciate you gotta stay in character to protect your alibi, so let me rephrase that, theoretcally speaking, did it hurt?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    seriously, i appreciate you gotta stay in character to protect your alibi, so let me rephrase that, theoretcally speaking, did it hurt?
    I just can't imagine how dumb one would have to be to request that profanity be permanently emblazoned across one's forehead. This causes me great difficulty.
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    This is my kind of tattoo right here: Royal International Air Tattoo
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    I remember a story about a guy that was tattoed as an act of retribution while in prision. ****** or molestor and a victims relative was incarcerated at same facility or somesuch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Yeah, someone screwed up and let them have the Internet. They even have access to BF.
    Dude, I've been here for awhile.

    Soooo, seein' how jsharr's outed you, what now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dprayvd View Post
    Dude, I've been here for awhile.
    I think Redding was stealing Sacramento's wireless until at least 2007.

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    Soooo, seein' how jsharr's outed you, what now?
    I figure he has three options:

    1. Public Office. Every politician thinks it, but this guy has it written on his forehead.
    2. Reality show. Every other freak gets one.
    3. Have jsharr send him a giant Texas 10-gallon hat and have him wear it... for the rest of his life.
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    He could just shove his head back where he had it when he decided to get that tattoo...
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    P&Ra?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    P&Ra?
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    Only if the "R" stands for "Redding".
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    3. Have jsharr send him a giant Texas 10-gallon hat and have him wear it... for the rest of his life.
    staple that sucker on. Shouldn't hurt much more than getting that tattoo to begin with.
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    How does the redneck part fit in to this? I don't get it.
    more cops have been killed by donuts than guns in chicago it is a medical fact ask any doctor.

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