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    Is there something worse?

    Something worse that sitting on your wedding tackle when you sit on your relief cut saddle?

    I played soccer for many years and took my far share of shots to the groin. I have been kicked in fights and friendly disagreements, but I swear that nothing come close the stomach churning effect of dropping your weight onto your twig and berries on a relief cut saddle.

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    your god hates me Bob Ross's Avatar
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    Ever dropped those same Twig & Berries into a Cuisnart? You'll pray for a relief cut saddle after that.

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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    your friends kick you in the junk over a disagreement? Boy, I'd sure hate to meet your enemies...
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    your god hates me Bob Ross's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    your friends kick you in the junk over a disagreement? Boy, I'd sure hate to meet your enemies...
    True story: When I was in the sixth grade (age 11 I guess?) we used to play a Q&A game with unsuspecting classmates:

    Q: What's the capitol of Thailand?
    A: Bangkok
    BAM!

    or sometimes
    Q: What was the Beverly Hillbillies' last name?
    A: Clampett
    KRANK!

    ...all in fun, of course.

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    Administrator CbadRider's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Ross View Post
    Ever dropped those same Twig & Berries into a Cuisnart? You'll pray for a relief cut saddle after that.
    What about cutting them off and putting them in the garbage disposal?
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
    Forum Guidelines *click here*

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post

    No way his bike wil fit in his kitchen sink. just saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Fail Boat crewman
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    No way his bike wil fit in his kitchen sink. just saying.
    I tried to fit my bike in the kitchen for a bath last month. Nothin' doin'.

    I tried the bathtub, but then wife came home. That was bad.

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