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Old 07-14-11, 10:31 AM   #1
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Is there something worse?

Something worse that sitting on your wedding tackle when you sit on your relief cut saddle?

I played soccer for many years and took my far share of shots to the groin. I have been kicked in fights and friendly disagreements, but I swear that nothing come close the stomach churning effect of dropping your weight onto your twig and berries on a relief cut saddle.
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Ever dropped those same Twig & Berries into a Cuisnart? You'll pray for a relief cut saddle after that.
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your friends kick you in the junk over a disagreement? Boy, I'd sure hate to meet your enemies...
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Old 07-15-11, 07:19 AM   #4
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your friends kick you in the junk over a disagreement? Boy, I'd sure hate to meet your enemies...
True story: When I was in the sixth grade (age 11 I guess?) we used to play a Q&A game with unsuspecting classmates:

Q: What's the capitol of Thailand?
A: Bangkok
BAM!

or sometimes
Q: What was the Beverly Hillbillies' last name?
A: Clampett
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...all in fun, of course.
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Ever dropped those same Twig & Berries into a Cuisnart? You'll pray for a relief cut saddle after that.
What about cutting them off and putting them in the garbage disposal?
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No way his bike wil fit in his kitchen sink. just saying.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 07-15-11, 10:46 AM   #7
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No way his bike wil fit in his kitchen sink. just saying.
I tried to fit my bike in the kitchen for a bath last month. Nothin' doin'.

I tried the bathtub, but then wife came home. That was bad.
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