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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    Thou shall not place these two together

    SPECIALLY at the bathroom sink, facing down. Trust me on that one...



    *washes mouth by 20th time trying to get rid of aftertaste*
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    Luckily it was not Preperation H. You might have ended up wth a toothbrush stuck in your now tiny mouth.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    At least you won't have itchy gums now.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Oh yes. Our plan is working.
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    At least it wasn't the other way around. Imagine the dance you would've done.
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    i prefer anal beads

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    I once visited the dentist and the optometrist on the same day. The dentist gave me a little bottle of breath drops, while the optometrist gave me a little bottle of eye drops. Other than the tiny writing on the labels and the fact that one was green while the other was white, the bottles were identical.

    Yep, my first eye didn't start to sting until I was putting the breath drops in my other eye. I had to pour about a gallon of water into my eyes before I could see and they were still red and sore the next day.

    But they smelled minty-fresh.
    "I heard the music and I wrote to it. Some people beat drums, some people strum guitars. It's all in the music you hear" ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Oh yes. Our plan is working.
    Can't wait until he finds the next part of the plan.

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    Could've been worse.

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    How long did it take to get rid of the toothpaste taste in your mouth?
    We have met the enemy and they is us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittain View Post


    Could've been worse.
    I see your mayonnaise and raise you a baconnaise.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    Can't wait until he finds the next part of the plan.
    I'm not giving out any details.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    Can't wait until he finds the next part of the plan.
    A minty fresh burning now where the jock itch was.
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    LOL. When I was growing up - the toothpaste was in the drawer next to the sink ... and so was my Father's Brill Cream - for hair (Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya...). Why, oh why didn't my Mom move that junk out of that drawer!!!!

    All of my siblings and my Mom hit that stuff on our toothbrush at one time (or more) or another. Patoooooo!!!!! hehe - best part was washing that crap out of your toothbrush - still tasted like it the next day I swear. grrr

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    I remember when my brother was a baby my mom accidentally brushed her teeth with Desitin.

    My favorite story though is from the father of my wife's friend. He woke up in the night with a stuffy nose. Not wanting to turn on any lights and wake his wife, he fumbled around in the dark for the nasal spray. After shooting up both nostrils, he realized something was wrong. It was at that point he realized he'd accidentally grabbed a small bottle of Elmer's glue.
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tundra_Man View Post
    I remember when my brother was a baby my mom accidentally brushed her teeth with Desitin.
    I have a little one... and I NEVER EVER want to know what Desitin tastes like!
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