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Old 07-21-11, 10:13 AM   #1
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Thou shall not place these two together

SPECIALLY at the bathroom sink, facing down. Trust me on that one...



*washes mouth by 20th time trying to get rid of aftertaste*
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Old 07-21-11, 10:14 AM   #2
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Luckily it was not Preperation H. You might have ended up wth a toothbrush stuck in your now tiny mouth.
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Old 07-21-11, 10:37 AM   #3
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At least you won't have itchy gums now.
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Old 07-21-11, 10:42 AM   #4
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Oh yes. Our plan is working.
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Old 07-21-11, 10:54 AM   #5
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At least it wasn't the other way around. Imagine the dance you would've done.
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I once visited the dentist and the optometrist on the same day. The dentist gave me a little bottle of breath drops, while the optometrist gave me a little bottle of eye drops. Other than the tiny writing on the labels and the fact that one was green while the other was white, the bottles were identical.

Yep, my first eye didn't start to sting until I was putting the breath drops in my other eye. I had to pour about a gallon of water into my eyes before I could see and they were still red and sore the next day.

But they smelled minty-fresh.
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Old 07-21-11, 05:07 PM   #7
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Can't wait until he finds the next part of the plan.
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Could've been worse.
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How long did it take to get rid of the toothpaste taste in your mouth?
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Could've been worse.
I see your mayonnaise and raise you a baconnaise.
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Old 07-22-11, 12:05 PM   #11
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Can't wait until he finds the next part of the plan.
I'm not giving out any details.
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Can't wait until he finds the next part of the plan.
A minty fresh burning now where the jock itch was.
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LOL. When I was growing up - the toothpaste was in the drawer next to the sink ... and so was my Father's Brill Cream - for hair (Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya...). Why, oh why didn't my Mom move that junk out of that drawer!!!!

All of my siblings and my Mom hit that stuff on our toothbrush at one time (or more) or another. Patoooooo!!!!! hehe - best part was washing that crap out of your toothbrush - still tasted like it the next day I swear. grrr
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I remember when my brother was a baby my mom accidentally brushed her teeth with Desitin.

My favorite story though is from the father of my wife's friend. He woke up in the night with a stuffy nose. Not wanting to turn on any lights and wake his wife, he fumbled around in the dark for the nasal spray. After shooting up both nostrils, he realized something was wrong. It was at that point he realized he'd accidentally grabbed a small bottle of Elmer's glue.
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I remember when my brother was a baby my mom accidentally brushed her teeth with Desitin.
I have a little one... and I NEVER EVER want to know what Desitin tastes like!
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