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    Hollowpoint Expert Rider flaming_burrito's Avatar
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    what should i name my baby???

    here's a pic of her: she's a Stoeger Condor 20 ga. Over-and-Under with 3" chamber

    http://www.stoegerindustries.com/fir...rge-condor.jpg

    what should i name her??????
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    Devilmaycare Cycling Fool Allister's Avatar
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    It's a *** dude. If you're seriously considering naming it, you probably shouldn't own it.
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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    Hollowpoint Expert Rider flaming_burrito's Avatar
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    well, i own it and there's nothin' you can do about it!!! AND I'M NAMIN' HER!!!
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    Aren't you a little young to be owning a ***?
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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    I don't think anyone who's trying to name their *** should own one...

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    Twenty-Guage? How about "Nancy"?
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    Devilmaycare Cycling Fool Allister's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by flaming_burrito
    well, i own it and there's nothin' you can do about it!!! AND I'M NAMIN' HER!!!
    I rest my case.
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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    How about "spatula?"
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    I drink your MILKSHAKE Raiyn's Avatar
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    It's not a pet sparky. This ain't "Full Metal Jacket". Your weapon doesn't need a friggin name and if you think it does you're not mature enough to own one.

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    Maybe he thinks he's in WWII.

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    I drink your MILKSHAKE Raiyn's Avatar
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    "This is like the *** I used in Nam."- Cartman

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    wow your going to name your ***....


    I agree with Raiyn. A *** isn't a toy. As far as I have been taught a *** is a tool and a damn dangerous one at that. You don't name a ***, you don't play(I use the word "play" loosely here) with a ***, you use it and you only use it under EXTREME circumstances.

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    How do you know it's a her? I see a fairly large shaft on that baby.
    Any way...why not keep it simple. "Bob".

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    How 'bout 'Death *** 3000'.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    I asume you're primary use of this is for shooting clay's, yes?

    How 'bout "Skeeter"

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    Name it "Jesus Cheney-Bush."
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    Quote Originally Posted by [165]
    Name it "Jesus Cheney-Bush."

    No don't. I'm saving that one for my firstborn.

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    Hollowpoint Expert Rider flaming_burrito's Avatar
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    my primary uses are: clays, bird, and deer. i don't own any *****s, otherwise deer wouldn't be in the list.
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    Studs Terkel Johnny_Monkey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by flaming_burrito
    my primary uses are: clays, bird, and deer. i don't own any *****s, otherwise deer wouldn't be in the list.

    So you won't be doin' any manhuntin' then?


    It is the other white meat you know.

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    Beautiful ***. I have been looking at getting the same thing in 12ga. Don't listen to all the liberal no-gunners on here, name away! I don't have any suggestions for you though.
    "if you're not living on the edge...
    you're taking up too much space"


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    Studs Terkel Johnny_Monkey's Avatar
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    Hows abouts 'Howitzer, Frank Howitzer'.

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    I would name it dumb mofo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by midwestmntnbkr
    Beautiful ***. I have been looking at getting the same thing in 12ga. Don't listen to all the liberal no-gunners on here, name away! I don't have any suggestions for you though.
    Liberal no-gunner?
    I got a full auto glock that says otherwise. But the point everyone's trying to make is still valid. You have to be psychologically sound and mature enough if you want to safely own and handle a converted glock 18 9mm that fires 1400 rounds a min and fits in your back pocket.

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    Name it, Cong Hunter - Nam 67'

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    Name it Colonel Flagg

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