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Old 11-25-04, 10:11 PM   #1
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what should i name my baby???

here's a pic of her: she's a Stoeger Condor 20 ga. Over-and-Under with 3" chamber

http://www.stoegerindustries.com/fir...rge-condor.jpg

what should i name her??????
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Old 11-25-04, 10:14 PM   #2
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It's a gun dude. If you're seriously considering naming it, you probably shouldn't own it.
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Old 11-25-04, 10:19 PM   #3
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well, i own it and there's nothin' you can do about it!!! AND I'M NAMIN' HER!!!
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Old 11-25-04, 10:58 PM   #4
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Aren't you a little young to be owning a gun?
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Old 11-25-04, 11:00 PM   #5
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I don't think anyone who's trying to name their gun should own one...
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Old 11-25-04, 11:20 PM   #6
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Twenty-Guage? How about "Nancy"?
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Old 11-25-04, 11:21 PM   #7
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well, i own it and there's nothin' you can do about it!!! AND I'M NAMIN' HER!!!
I rest my case.
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Old 11-25-04, 11:47 PM   #8
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How about "spatula?"
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Old 11-26-04, 12:04 AM   #9
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It's not a pet sparky. This ain't "Full Metal Jacket". Your weapon doesn't need a friggin name and if you think it does you're not mature enough to own one.
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Maybe he thinks he's in WWII.
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Old 11-26-04, 12:50 AM   #11
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Old 11-26-04, 02:01 AM   #12
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wow your going to name your gun....


I agree with Raiyn. A gun isn't a toy. As far as I have been taught a gun is a tool and a damn dangerous one at that. You don't name a gun, you don't play(I use the word "play" loosely here) with a gun, you use it and you only use it under EXTREME circumstances.
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Old 11-26-04, 02:49 AM   #13
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How do you know it's a her? I see a fairly large shaft on that baby.
Any way...why not keep it simple. "Bob".
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Old 11-26-04, 06:30 AM   #14
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How 'bout 'Death Gun 3000'.
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Old 11-26-04, 06:40 AM   #15
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I asume you're primary use of this is for shooting clay's, yes?

How 'bout "Skeeter"
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Old 11-26-04, 06:53 AM   #16
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Name it "Jesus Cheney-Bush."
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Old 11-26-04, 07:08 AM   #17
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Name it "Jesus Cheney-Bush."

No don't. I'm saving that one for my firstborn.
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Old 11-26-04, 07:21 AM   #18
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my primary uses are: clays, bird, and deer. i don't own any rifles, otherwise deer wouldn't be in the list.
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Old 11-26-04, 07:25 AM   #19
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my primary uses are: clays, bird, and deer. i don't own any rifles, otherwise deer wouldn't be in the list.

So you won't be doin' any manhuntin' then?


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Old 11-26-04, 07:37 AM   #20
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Beautiful gun. I have been looking at getting the same thing in 12ga. Don't listen to all the liberal no-gunners on here, name away! I don't have any suggestions for you though.
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Old 11-26-04, 07:45 AM   #21
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Hows abouts 'Howitzer, Frank Howitzer'.
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Old 11-26-04, 08:08 AM   #22
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I would name it dumb mofo!
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Old 11-26-04, 08:22 AM   #23
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Beautiful gun. I have been looking at getting the same thing in 12ga. Don't listen to all the liberal no-gunners on here, name away! I don't have any suggestions for you though.
Liberal no-gunner?
I got a full auto glock that says otherwise. But the point everyone's trying to make is still valid. You have to be psychologically sound and mature enough if you want to safely own and handle a converted glock 18 9mm that fires 1400 rounds a min and fits in your back pocket.
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Name it, Cong Hunter - Nam 67'
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Name it Colonel Flagg
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