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Old 09-30-11, 09:08 AM   #1
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Enter casa de jsharr at your own risk.....

It is protected by lazer dogs.



The dachsund is not to be trifled with.



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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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I am protected by laser cats. However they are less effective than laser dogs due to their easy distraction by laser pointers.

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Old 09-30-11, 09:19 AM   #3
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Mine are easily defeated by a trash truck. Just park one in the alley and you can pillage the house while they bark at the stinky giant.
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Mrs. jsharr appears unconcerned in the first photo. She must be using her telepathic powers to control them while appearing to be innocently sending a text.
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Old 09-30-11, 09:32 AM   #5
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Mrs. jsharr appears unconcerned in the first photo. She must be using her telepathic powers to control them while appearing to be innocently sending a text.
Either that or that's actually the remote that's conrolling laser dogs...
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Either that or that's actually the remote that's conrolling laser dogs...
I have the cat remote control. I didn't know there was one for dogs.

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Old 09-30-11, 10:07 AM   #7
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Whoever came up with those is a genius.
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The house could be guarded by the cat of a Weeping Angel...

Http://youtube.com/#/watch?v=S5iHxmlkyCo
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Mrs. jsharr is definitely not to be trifled with. She has a pink phone.
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Old 09-30-11, 11:53 AM   #11
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I too haz a Lazer Ming!




Who gets her power from a most unusual supply source...

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Old 09-30-11, 12:01 PM   #12
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I think it needs to be said, Imma chargin' mah lazor!
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Old 09-30-11, 01:34 PM   #13
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I think Rascal sucked up all of Sparky's lazor powerz, as in the second pic, Sparky no longer haz lazor eyz.
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Old 09-30-11, 01:43 PM   #14
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Although quite a perilous quest, conquering the entire jsharr household could be accomplished with a single bacon laser.
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Old 09-30-11, 01:52 PM   #15
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I think you need one jsharr. Otherwise, your dogs may be completely out of your control, and you might get lazr'd yourself.
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Old 09-30-11, 01:56 PM   #16
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Just like jsharr, it's "powered by wishful thinking"
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I think mrs. jsharr needs a remote control for jsharr.
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Old 09-30-11, 02:11 PM   #18
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she has one.....
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Old 09-30-11, 02:18 PM   #19
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And she still let you post pics involving her on the Internet?
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Beat me to it.
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jsharr has a robot to contrl the lazordogs and mrsjsharr.

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I have this mental image of castle jsharr being surrounded by a bass filled moat. Laser dogs would be a nice secondary defense.
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I now have a pair of attack parrots which are smarter than a cat or a dog... not only do they scream when intruders enter the house but they deliver a nasty bite to people they don't know... or like.

They also let me know when people come home and can tell by what they say as to who just came through the door.
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they are robotic lazer bass to be precise and their chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... their two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... their *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to jsharr..
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you have a parrot. lucky! do you ever take it over any sweet jumps?
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