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    Inge just bit me.



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    She was just wondering how you tasted. You're lucky she didn't eat you.
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    It is Inge's way of telling you to take that awful sweater off of her!
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    She thought you were Colt McCoy.

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    you're just lucky she didn't hit you with the laser eyes.
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    Question is why did she bite you ?

    In most cases, biting is completely inexcusable behaviour... my Shih Tzu has never bitten (even as a pup) except when she is defending herself from the blanket monster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    Question is why did she bite you ?
    She enjoys biting me. It's kinda her thing.

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    In the morning my cat bites me to wake me up. I think she's telling me, "My food dish is empty so I've had to resort to eating human."
    Last edited by Lamplight; 10-02-11 at 05:16 PM.

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    She's trying to put you down.

    Beat her to the punch.

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    Bite her back!
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    don't worry,I'm sure you deserved it.
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    I guess you are not the alpha dog then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artkansas View Post
    I guess you are not the alpha dog then.
    That is correct. She's trained me to feed her, walk her, give her baths, pet her, make a bed for her and dress her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    That is correct. She's trained me to feed her, walk her, give her baths, pet her, make a bed for her and dress her.
    I think you forgot one function.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    Maybe Inge is trying to tell you something...or wants you to give her a better sweater to wear!

    Blinky, my Miniature Pinscher attacks me aggressively every morning to wake me up. He won't stop until I wake up to attack him back.

    That's his way of telling me to get up and attack the world.
    I love pho long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    What did you do to her? She looks quite serious in that pic.

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    AS others have said - tis the sweater.

    No dog should be subjected to that indignity.
    "Watch out for giants; they are boorish fools with tongues wagging, drunk upon their own words.
    They will try to teach you a lesson if given the chance, and you will stumble over their stinking feet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    She looks quite serious in that pic.
    Inge is a serious dog. She doesn't put up with any crap.

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    I don't believe you. She's innocent. Just look at that sweet face.











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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Hers, not yours...
    Your words cut deep Siu.

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    Quit eating her food.
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    Did you take her for a walk today? No? Maybe that's way. Good Girl, Inge.

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    She doesn't look happy in that photo. I bet she's wondering if you gave a matching sweater to Ming.
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    There is only one way out. Eat Inge.
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