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Old 12-01-04, 06:38 PM   #1
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Uberhelmet OR Stegosaurus, and don't you dare F*** with me!

The helmet is complete. Heavy, and totally impractical... but cars, don't you dare f*** with me, or I'll GORE YOUR STUPID CAR!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Old 12-01-04, 07:04 PM   #2
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Can you tilt the side horns back for time trials?
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Old 12-01-04, 07:06 PM   #3
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I could. But that would make the horns benign. Should I ever time trial, I will instead leave the horns pointed forward and sharpen the points.

Intimidation is everything. Would YOU want me behind you?
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Old 12-01-04, 07:19 PM   #4
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Drafting is illegal in time trials, so yeah, suck my wheel all you and then hit that keg when you're finished.
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I will not draft. I will GORE you from behind! Blood and entrails will stick to my manly beard. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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it'll break yer neck if ya land wrong... but if ya ain't cyclin... ya should be wearin that.
I don't think it will break my neck. They'll snap off. I cut a peice of wood, and put it in each horn. Then I put epoxy in around the wood to hold it. Then I put a screw in to hold it on.

The horns are too heavy and long. I'm gonna cut each one in half. Then it will definately be less dangerous, and alot lighter.

Oh, or maybe I'll invest $5K in an all carbon fiber bike to save the weight of the horns! YEAH, thats it!
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Old 12-01-04, 07:33 PM   #7
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I will not draft. I will GORE you from behind!
Actually, I'd rather you draft.
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Old 12-01-04, 07:51 PM   #8
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Actually, I'd rather you draft.
Can you FEEL the intimidation FACTOR!?
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The helmet is complete. Heavy, and totally impractical... but cars, don't you dare f*** with me, or I'll GORE YOUR STUPID CAR!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, bikeforums: meet South Fulcrum's kegerator.
Niiiice!
Can you spray paint it hi-viz orange?
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Old 12-01-04, 08:42 PM   #11
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Old 12-02-04, 05:04 PM   #12
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Oh, or maybe I'll invest $5K in an all carbon fiber bike to save the weight of the horns! YEAH, thats it!
Suggestion: if you're already putting that much into a cf bike, go with cf horns too...
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Old 12-02-04, 05:11 PM   #13
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that thing is nuts
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If that photo is you I will never disagree with anything you say. Sir.
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It is. And don't. I'll ****ing GORE YOU!
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That's a triceratops. Unless you have spines on your tail as well.
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Old 12-03-04, 02:54 AM   #17
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That's a triceratops. Unless you have spines on your tail as well.
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Old 12-03-04, 05:46 AM   #18
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