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    Stegosaurus Crunkologist's Avatar
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    Uberhelmet OR Stegosaurus, and don't you dare F*** with me!

    The helmet is complete. Heavy, and totally impractical... but cars, don't you dare f*** with me, or I'll GORE YOUR STUPID CAR!

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    Can you tilt the side horns back for time trials?

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    I could. But that would make the horns benign. Should I ever time trial, I will instead leave the horns pointed forward and sharpen the points.

    Intimidation is everything. Would YOU want me behind you?

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    Drafting is illegal in time trials, so yeah, suck my wheel all you and then hit that keg when you're finished.

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    I will not draft. I will GORE you from behind! Blood and entrails will stick to my manly beard. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    it'll break yer neck if ya land wrong... but if ya ain't cyclin... ya should be wearin that.
    I don't think it will break my neck. They'll snap off. I cut a peice of wood, and put it in each horn. Then I put epoxy in around the wood to hold it. Then I put a screw in to hold it on.

    The horns are too heavy and long. I'm gonna cut each one in half. Then it will definately be less dangerous, and alot lighter.

    Oh, or maybe I'll invest $5K in an all carbon fiber bike to save the weight of the horns! YEAH, thats it!

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    Maglia Ciclamino gcasillo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crunkologist
    I will not draft. I will GORE you from behind!
    Actually, I'd rather you draft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gcasillo
    Actually, I'd rather you draft.
    Can you FEEL the intimidation FACTOR!?

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    Me...friend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crunkologist
    The helmet is complete. Heavy, and totally impractical... but cars, don't you dare f*** with me, or I'll GORE YOUR STUPID CAR!

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    Niiiice!
    Can you spray paint it hi-viz orange?

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    Crunkie

    LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crunkologist
    Oh, or maybe I'll invest $5K in an all carbon fiber bike to save the weight of the horns! YEAH, thats it!
    Suggestion: if you're already putting that much into a cf bike, go with cf horns too...

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    that thing is nuts

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    If that photo is you I will never disagree with anything you say. Sir.

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    It is. And don't. I'll ****ing GORE YOU!

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    That's a triceratops. Unless you have spines on your tail as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightWhoSaysNi
    That's a triceratops. Unless you have spines on your tail as well.
    Damn you beat me to it
    Triceratops

    Stegosaurus

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    I like the Bumper Sticker

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