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Old 12-02-04, 08:50 PM   #1
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If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?

If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
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Old 12-02-04, 09:02 PM   #2
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"Dude, That's gross, cover your mouth next time!"

"Cool - God Snot."

"Say it God, don't spray it!"

"Hankie?"

"They said you didn't exisit back in college Philosophy 404. So, how can you be here talking to me and sneezing?"

"Gezundheit, Your Supremebeingness"

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Old 12-04-04, 08:34 AM   #3
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Old 12-04-04, 11:10 AM   #4
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ummm i think its in the wrong forum
"who do you think god is? some 50ft invisible man who watches everyone on 10 billion closed circut tv's?"
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Old 12-04-04, 12:46 PM   #5
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Bless yourself.

Variation of what I've told a lot of drivers to do.
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Old 12-04-04, 12:49 PM   #6
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Old 12-04-04, 01:26 PM   #7
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If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
I never speak with non existent entities - it would be the equivilent of speaking to yourself, and we all know what that indicates!

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Old 12-04-04, 01:40 PM   #8
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Okay, god, if you really do exist then prove it: keep your eyes open while you sneeze.
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Old 12-04-04, 08:36 PM   #10
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"WOW!"
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Old 12-05-04, 12:54 AM   #11
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Old 12-05-04, 03:59 AM   #12
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If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
If God's as big and powerful as we're supposed to believe, I don't think any of us would be around long enough to say very much at all.
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Okay, god, if you really do exist then prove it: keep your eyes open while you sneeze.
I can do that.

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"Dude, That's gross, cover your mouth next time!"

"Cool - God Snot."

Hey, some might argue, "Hey, God Snot here!"
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Old 12-05-04, 06:14 PM   #15
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ummm i think its in the wrong forum
"who do you think god is? some 50ft invisible man who watches everyone on 10 billion closed circut tv's?"
No, this is the correct forum. You can't get much fooer than this.

But it is amazing how many people seem to believe in the image of the beardy guy sitting on a cloud doling out blessings and curses seemingly at random. It must be comforting to have the Ultimate Scapegoat.
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Old 12-05-04, 06:48 PM   #16
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So..that's why the rain in my city is discolored.....disgusting dude....don't you have puffs up here?
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Old 12-05-04, 07:17 PM   #17
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"Awesome, Dude!"

(Maybe that's how the Milky Way began?)
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Old 12-05-04, 07:29 PM   #18
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grab the snot and sell it on ebay. Next to the guy with the cheese sandwich.
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Old 12-05-04, 11:50 PM   #19
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"May I have your autograph, Mr. Merckx?"
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