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    Don't talk sh*t jRC1088's Avatar
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    If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?

    If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
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    "Dude, That's gross, cover your mouth next time!"

    "Cool - God Snot."

    "Say it God, don't spray it!"

    "Hankie?"

    "They said you didn't exisit back in college Philosophy 404. So, how can you be here talking to me and sneezing?"

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    bless me?

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    ummm i think its in the wrong forum
    "who do you think god is? some 50ft invisible man who watches everyone on 10 billion closed circut tv's?"

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    Bless yourself.

    Variation of what I've told a lot of drivers to do.

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    "Damn you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jRC1088
    If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
    I never speak with non existent entities - it would be the equivilent of speaking to yourself, and we all know what that indicates!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMC
    bless me?
    lol
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    Okay, god, if you really do exist then prove it: keep your eyes open while you sneeze.
    You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jRC1088
    If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
    "WOW!"
    No worries

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    I drink your MILKSHAKE Raiyn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jRC1088
    If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
    Holy ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by jRC1088
    If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
    If God's as big and powerful as we're supposed to believe, I don't think any of us would be around long enough to say very much at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wabbit
    Okay, god, if you really do exist then prove it: keep your eyes open while you sneeze.
    I can do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeTown244GL
    "Dude, That's gross, cover your mouth next time!"

    "Cool - God Snot."

    Hey, some might argue, "Hey, God Snot here!"
    I . . can . . . doooo . . . it

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    Quote Originally Posted by haro_rider09
    ummm i think its in the wrong forum
    "who do you think god is? some 50ft invisible man who watches everyone on 10 billion closed circut tv's?"
    No, this is the correct forum. You can't get much fooer than this.

    But it is amazing how many people seem to believe in the image of the beardy guy sitting on a cloud doling out blessings and curses seemingly at random. It must be comforting to have the Ultimate Scapegoat.
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jRC1088
    If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
    So..that's why the rain in my city is discolored.....disgusting dude....don't you have puffs up here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jRC1088
    If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
    "Awesome, Dude!"

    (Maybe that's how the Milky Way began?)
    No worries

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    grab the snot and sell it on ebay. Next to the guy with the cheese sandwich.
    I'm not one for fawning over bicycles, but I do believe that our bikes communicate with us, and what this bike is saying is, "You're an idiot." BikeSnobNYC

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    Quote Originally Posted by jRC1088
    If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
    "May I have your autograph, Mr. Merckx?"

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