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    There are some "female" (and perhaps male) actions which are mildly bothersome but tolerable. In other words, I love my wife dearly, but these are some of the things I could do without. (This should really be on the "male only" forum, so I don't get creamed)!

    For example:

    1. Decorative pillows everywhere. On the bed, the sofa, the lounge. In order to sit down, I have to move a pillow! The only pillows I would have are those I need to sleep on.

    2. Lights on. Whenever we leave the house, there must be a certain number of lights on so that when we return it is not to a dark house. Also must have a TV on or a radio.

    3. Turning the water on at the sink and letting it run while cleaning the kitchen. I see $$$ (our water is expensive) simply flowing down the drain!

    4. Enough bottles of hand lotion all over the place for an army!

    Nothing major, all tolerable, and all minor in comparison to the great things she does, and I know that she has things about me, also. We have made it through 41 years of marriage, and some pretty tough times, so I guess I really have little to complain about!

    So, what about you? Or are you too chicken?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DnvrFox

    1. Pillows everywhere. On the bed, the sofa, the lounge. In order to sit down, I have to move a pillow!

    this drives me crazy! i don't know why some women have this fascination with pillows, but most of the females I know have a massive collection.

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    Yeah, the pillows thing I can do without, especially if they're tiny and embroidered or something - makes them totally useless.

    Also,

    - Fake plants/flowers. WTF?
    - Useless kitchen decorations (like those stupid wooden meat tenderizers that weigh about 2 ounces and couldn't flatten a fly). I cook and my kitchen is a "working" kitchen. At the girlfriends it's almost impossible to cook with all of the decorative / non-used stuff all over the counters. I mean, c'mon - fake strands of garlic bulbs?
    - Bowls of plastic fruit.
    - Plug-in air fresheners. Can't stand 'em.
    - Doilies. Enough said on that.
    - Scented candles. I like candles, but the scented ones are too much for me.
    - Collections of stuff (other than guitars or bikes ) If you have collections of any more than 10 of a certain item on display in your house, there is something seriously wrong with you. I had an ex sister-in-law who collected dolls. She had, no kidding, hundreds of them throughout the house - on shelves, in glass cases, everywhere. My daughter pet sat for her one weekend but had to get out - said that the dolls staring was driving her crazy and there was no place to get away from it.

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    In 30 years of marriage, my wife has never, ever answered one of my questions with a simple yes or no....often, she'll just go off on some tangent. Example: Me: what's for dinner? Her: We had roast last night and a salad. Me: What?!? Her: she's on to something else by this time. It's become a 30 year running joke. When the kids were still living at home, they'd always think it was hilarious.
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    1. Pillows everywhere. On the bed, the sofa, the lounge. In order to sit down, I have to move a pillow!
    Gotta go with that one. Every freakin' night, i throw pillows off of the the bed for what seems like hours. I am so excited when i get through the layer of throw pillows and down to the layer of bed pillows. That tells me it is only minutes until i can finally get in bed.

    I won't mention the others because there are a lot more things that i do that are annoying than my wife does. One of the most annoying things my wife does is keep her mouth shut. I always go on a tangent griping at her about something. She always just remains quiet and lets me make an idiot out of myself.

    She subscribes to the theory that if you don't have something nice to say, say nothing. Damn that is annoying. She is never wrong and never has to eat her words. I, on the other hand am busy pulling my foot out of my mouth just about every day.

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    She keeps leaving the spoke wrench on the night stand!

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    If I could afford it, I'd have wall-to-wall pillows! Four layers deep.

    I think lights and tv/radio is more of a safety/comfort thing.

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    'lost' keys. I find her keys in the door, on the floor, on various counters, tables or desks. Every time she leaves the house, she's looking for keys. How hard is it to pick one place and put them there every time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    She keeps leaving the spoke wrench on the night stand!
    You kids and your slang these days.

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    1. when they talk
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    Quote Originally Posted by DnvrFox
    1. Decorative pillows everywhere. On the bed, the sofa, the lounge. In order to sit down, I have to move a pillow! The only pillows I would have are those I need to sleep on.
    You hit home with that one! Why? Why? Why so many pillows???? I'll never understand.

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    Wasting water? Un-freakin-believable!!!! She should be jailed. That's my water too. Tell her to please stop or she'll have to naswer to me... and you know how I get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by halfbiked
    'lost' keys. I find her keys in the door, on the floor, on various counters, tables or desks. Every time she leaves the house, she's looking for keys. How hard is it to pick one place and put them there every time?
    How could I forget that one. It's not only keys, it's also receipts, shoes, bras , jackets, just about everything.
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    Just for the record, I hate those stupid pillows, fake plants, etc. I have a couple of those doilies I use for special occasions. I hate having stupid things around that gather dust. Also, any woman over the age of, say, 14, should not have more than one stuffed animal. I have one stuffed animal, a lamb, that was a gift, because I love lambs (not to eat). However, any adult woman who sleeps with dollies and stuffed animals makes me wonder. All I have are two pillows and that's quite enough. Maybe I'm just not a real woman, LOL.

    I live alone nowadays so anything I do doesn't bother anyone and vice versa.
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    What about:
    5. The Need to have a white couch? I spent my childhood trying to explain the impracticality of white furniture to my Mother, and my adulthood trying to explain it to various girlfriends! It's not only impractical, but UGLY. Why have expensive furniture you can't sit on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Wasting water? Un-freakin-believable!!!! She should be jailed. That's my water too. Tell her to please stop or she'll have to naswer to me... and you know how I get.
    It was recently reported that our ground wells (our water is all wells) are going down at a rate of an inch a day! Yet, they keep putting in subdivisions requiring large lawns with Kentucky bluegrass! You figure it out, I can't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DnvrFox
    It was recently reported that our ground wells (our water is all wells) are going down at a rate of an inch a day! Yet, they keep putting in subdivisions requiring large lawns with Kentucky bluegrass! You figure it out, I can't.
    last time i was in CO it was about 2 years ago and the place looked unhealthy. everything was brown because of the drought. some people had actually painted their lawns with some kind of fake green coloring!

    i grew up in AZ and it was instilled in us to save water. was such a part of my life that i'll never understand doing it any other way.

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    It's spelled Slartibartfast, not Slotibartfast. It just sounds that way because they're British.

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    What a lovely bunch of misogynists. Perhaps you've wondered onto the wrong forum?

    I'd say if your wife puts up with you, she's an angel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SadieKate
    What a lovely bunch of misogynists. Perhaps you've wondered onto the wrong forum?

    I'd say if your wife puts up with you, she's an angel.

    and what a lovely Feminazi you are. Perhaps you would see the humor in this and post something similar about men if you didnt take yourself so freaking seriously.
    Dont PM me.

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    My wife drives the car all week long while I bike or ride the train to work. By Friday morning, the tank is almost empty. She looks at the guage, then at me, and says, "No gas! Why didn't you put gas in the tank?"

    No worries

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger
    One of the most annoying things my wife does is keep her mouth shut. I always go on a tangent griping at her about something. She always just remains quiet and lets me make an idiot out of myself.
    Just once, I'd like for my wife to give me that opportunity.
    No worries

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    not married, but I will never understand the freaking ornament pillow thing....nor ornaments for any matter.

    I guess it's a guy thing where if it has no use, and is not actual art...just dont do it...call me simple, but I just dont see where it makes sense

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    Toilet seat covers...I hate them. Never ever ever will I live in a house with one. I ripped the seat off entirely in my old place just to prove to my ex how much I hated it...heck I did warn her several times.

    Thats pretty much it, my current gf is pretty cool and would not force me into any scheme or design. We would discuss and do it together, besides we are minimalists...the house has what we need, thats it. She and I both spend our money on important things like biking and vacations.

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    What really bugs me the most is when my wife expects me to come home on time, as if I actually meant it when I said, "See you around six." I said, "around," didn't I?

    Sheesh. What's a couple of hours, anyway?

    No worries

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