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    Kim Kardashian files for divorce

    Say it ain't so!

    I had a bet with my daughter they would last 3 years (I was thinking she'd want a couple of kids first). My daughter guessed 1 year. They made it 72 days.

    I wonder if she'll keep all of the wedding gifts.
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    I hate that I have to hear this person's name.

    What did this person do to warrant my attention?
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    Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Connell View Post
    Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?
    She got paid $17 million for her 15 minute ceremony back in August. Not a bad deal.
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    Kim who ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    Kim who ?
    Kardashian. She's a Klingon...of sorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    Kim who ?
    She made a p0rn with a 3rd rate rapper, and now her sham wedding is worth 17million.

    I know, it doesn't make sense. They're Americans, they do crazy **** like that.
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    I'm disappointed. Her wedding was on the same day and route as the Cool Breeze Century. That's the closest I've ever been to a celebrity wedding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bones_mcbones View Post
    She made a p0rn with a 3rd rate rapper, and now her sham wedding is worth 17million.

    I know, it doesn't make sense. They're Americans, they do crazy **** like that.
    For 17 million I might be willing to do a porn shoot with you.

    (If you bring your hot girlfriend)

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    Who is Kim Cardassian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeybikes View Post
    Who is Kim Cardassian?
    I am wondering the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
    I am wondering the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeybikes View Post
    Who is Kim Cardassian?
    Quote Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
    I am wondering the same thing.
    You fellas never looked at a magazine while in a grocery store waiting to check out? She's on like 5 every week.

    Don't give me that fake ignorance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bones_mcbones View Post
    You fellas never looked at a magazine while in a grocery store waiting to check out?
    Nope. I am too busy keeping my tiny kids from stealing candy bars.

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    I think her big claim to "fame" is that her father(?) was on the O.J Simpson defense team, or something like that.

    I once roped a Dave Hamilton pitch deep to right center, but no-one offered me $17 million for it..... although I think it was a much more difficult thing to accomplish, if I do say so myself. I should add - while I was pretty pleased Dave was less so, and expressed himself on the next pitch I saw from him.
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    I wish I didn't know who she was.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by bones_mcbones View Post
    You fellas never looked at a magazine while in a grocery store waiting to check out? She's on like 5 every week.

    Don't give me that fake ignorance.
    I vaguely remember something a few months ago about a marriage. I had to ask my wife then who she is then. I still don't know. I don't care either.

    Is she famous simply because she has lots of money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    I wish I didn't know who she was.
    me too

    Quote Originally Posted by mikeybikes View Post
    I vaguely remember something a few months ago about a marriage. I had to ask my wife then who she is then. I still don't know. I don't care either.

    Is she famous simply because she has lots of money?
    She is famous (I'm 100% serious about this) because she made a sex tape and knowingly released it. She's a player in the fame game. He game is fame, she lives to get famous, and thus collect money. And it's working spectacularly!
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    She was involved (married?) briefly with Reggie Bush. Her step dad is Bruce Jenner. Her younger half sibling (Kendall?) just inked a deal for a reality show about her upcoming 'Sweet 16' party.

    Her and Paris Hilton are in a competition to see who can amass the biggest fortune without any real talent. I wonder if there's an App for that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bones_mcbones View Post
    me too



    She is famous (I'm 100% serious about this) because she made a sex tape and knowingly released it. She's a player in the fame game. He game is fame, she lives to get famous, and thus collect money. And it's working spectacularly!
    Just like Paris Hilton.
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    Any relation to the Cardassians?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeybikes View Post
    Any relation to the Cardassians?

    Looks more like Bruce wearing a beauty mask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    She got paid $17 million for her 15 minute ceremony back in August. Not a bad deal.
    That works out to over a couple hundred grand per day of marriage. Presumably the divorce story is worth something too.

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    Perhaps jsharr can get a boat as part of the settlement.
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    So if I release a sex tape, can I become famous too?
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