If you are then consider this Craigslist posting.
It would be an honor to be considered based on medals and EXTREMENESS (is there a charge for extremeness?) for a bike with a Mighty Mouse decal.
Seriously, if this guy is as mighty as his bike then perhaps the bike has some Sampson like quality that we, as non-EXTREME people are unaware of. What will he do when he loses his EXTREMENESS?