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Old 12-07-04, 03:56 PM   #1
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>Walmart 'Bruiser' and 'Bone Chrusher' -Extreme downhill\ full suspension bicycles.

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Old 12-07-04, 04:02 PM   #2
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>My First Fire Ant Farm.

>My First Ferret Farm.

>F\Price Home Electric Appliance Explorer.

>B&Decker KrazyDrill.

>Lil' Scientist kit -virus genome splicer edition.

>Team Interrogation -field intelligence gathering kit. 'Includes REAL handcuffs!'

>Pimpin' "The exciting new board game that teaches you to exploit your friends!"

>Bag O' Guns! Urban Assault Edition.

>Walmart 'Bruiser' and 'Bone Chrusher' -Extreme downhill\ full suspension bicycles.

>Fun with Fibreglass! mask-casting edition.

>MulePack. The exciting body cavity game!

>KrazyTaser! >from the makers of...TaserTag!

>Ballistic Adventures: The flaming catapult.
>Al Queda the RPG (take that however you'd like)

>Find the Nukes - New international sensation popular in Iran and N. Korea

>Jr Proctologist Kit w/ orthoscopic camera

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Old 12-07-04, 04:05 PM   #3
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Old 12-07-04, 04:31 PM   #5
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>Lil' STARZ! Be like Britney! Home body piercing kit.

>Lil' Vet :Cat Clinic.

>My first Nail-Gun.

>Marblesnot! The exciting new marble shooting game!

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>Carnival Toys: The Sword Swallower!

>Carnival Toys: The Fire Eater\ Breather!

>Fuzzy Fridge Friends. The pets that grow thier OWN hair! (spore included).

>EZ Bake microwave.

>Ethanol Explorer: Trailer-park edition.

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Old 12-07-04, 09:57 PM   #6
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How to Dispose of a Human Corpse: Kids Edition

Timmy's first Home Surgery Kit

KY Jelly
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Old 12-07-04, 10:33 PM   #8
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Old 12-07-04, 10:35 PM   #9
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How to Dispose of a Human Corpse: Kids Edition

Timmy's first Home Surgery Kit

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Old 12-08-04, 01:19 AM   #11
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Old 12-08-04, 01:37 AM   #12
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Old 12-09-04, 11:29 AM   #16
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>Paint by Numbers. Famous artists: Jackson Pollock.

>Gambler! Deluxe junior edition.

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Old 12-09-04, 11:51 AM   #17
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Old 12-09-04, 04:40 PM   #18
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It's Sterno-Man

Flame retardant glove not included.
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Old 12-09-04, 05:22 PM   #19
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It's Sterno-Man

Flame retardant glove not included.
Reminds me of a He-Man and the Masters of the Universe action figure Mistor Hiss.
A reptile monster that squirted water from his mouth when you pressed his head.
Filled up with lighter fluid and he became LIGHTOR, GOD OF FLAME!
Until his face went all black and mushy.
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