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    Rube' is liking it here in Georgia

    1) Heating is free. You go to the woods, chop some tree and you are set up for the winter.
    2) Meat is free. You go to the woods, shoot a deer and you are set for the month.
    3) Water is free. Dig a well and pump it out.

    Huntin' is big around here. Every living room has several deer heads on the walls. Gas stations and stores have some animal heads in display as well. Deer processing plants are common and convinience stores carry all the hunting equipment you might need. I'm gonna get me a GA huntin' license and next time I visit I'm gonna go huntin' with my cousins-in-law and get me and get me one of these for mah living room too:



    ...and before me, the huntin' grounds:

    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Georgia can be nice.

    Just be sure ta keep that librul pie hole a yours shut lest Bubba teach ya sum manners. And quit whining. Unless it's about Mexicans or libruls. Then it's called poa-light conversasheun.

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    Oh. And be sure to never, ever mention that the Dawgs got their ass whipped last week end, but really good, by LSU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Georgia can be nice.

    Just be sure ta keep that librul pie hole a yours shut lest Bubba teach ya sum manners. And quit whining. Unless it's about Mexicans or libruls. Then it's called poa-light conversasheun.
    LOL... I was warned not to say "buenos dias" nor "gracias" @ gas stations with signs saying "AMERICAN own and operated".
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    LOL... I was warned not to say "buenos dias" nor "gracias" @ gas stations with signs saying "AMERICAN own and operated".
    Hotels that say that are owned by second gen Hindus. It's a "flexible" term.

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    You'll want ta start carrying some Skoal or Redman. Don't have to use it. It's like garlic or a crucifix.

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    Oh. Some snappy Bible verses can be real handy.

    You don't have to believe what your saying or mean it. It's kind of a code I think.


    I haven't figured it out.

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    it kinda sucks that if you are not a resident, huntin' licene jumps from 9 bucks to 195.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    HTFU

    You don't need no licene for a knife.

    Be real quiet and lay still. Something you can kill will come along directly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    HTFU

    You don't need no licene for a knife.

    Be real quiet and lay still. Something you can kill will come along directly.
    So can I hunt with mah machete? I can stand my ground with a standard issue puertorrican machete...
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Nice Shadiyah pose!!
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    So can I hunt with mah machete? I can stand my ground with a standard issue puertorrican machete...
    Sure. But you'll probably look like a Mexican. No licene for that either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    LOL... I was warned not to say "buenos dias" nor "gracias" @ gas stations with signs saying "AMERICAN own and operated".
    buenos deeazzzz?
    You aint from around these parts, is ya?

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    Plus, Georgia is part of the 49 States Of Not-Florida.

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    Plus the landlords do not know you in Georgia
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    your whacka whacka puffa puffa car made it all the way to georgia?
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    your whacka whacka puffa puffa car made it all the way to georgia?
    My car would had died long before the state line. We used fiance's car.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    I guess I missed something in all the excitement.

    What brought you here to Georgia? Florida have an open warrant for you or what?

    And what part of the state did you go to earth in?

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    Ruben, learn to say "Well Bless your heart!" and smiling when you really meant to yell **** ***! and flip them off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    I guess I missed something in all the excitement.

    What brought you here to Georgia? Florida have an open warrant for you or what?

    And what part of the state did you go to earth in?
    Fiance's family is there in da' hundreds, near Roberta.
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    I also learn that grown men DO have tree houses. They hunt bears from them.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Plus, Georgia is part of the 49 States Of Not-Florida.
    That's the best part!

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    Ruben is turning into a rednecked Puertorican.

    Como se llama, y'all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Fiance's family is there in da' hundreds, near Roberta.
    Holy Moly! You are right in the <3 of redneck nation!

    Dude. Yer gonna need to learn how to pass.

    Got some white sheets?

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