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Old 12-10-11, 10:23 PM   #1
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101 things that REALLY shouldn't be shared.

1. Underwear
2. Toothbrushes
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8. Your first pressing of Dark Side of the Moon
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9. dentures
10. my truck
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11. Bike shorts
12. Kleenex
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14. Yellow moons
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20. last 4 of SSN
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21. snot covered bike gloves

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9. dentures
10. my truck
If you let me borrow your truck I'll lend you my dentures.
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21a. Snot covered pretty much anything.
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27. Harmonicas.
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28) your anti-psychotics
29) your bloody glove or knife
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30. Pistachio ice cream
31. spit
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2. Toothbrushes
I often forget my travel/camping toothbrush, and end up sharing my SO's. I put my tongue in pretty much all of her orifices (except the nose), so why would I shy away from her toothbrush?

34. The above information
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I often forget my travel/camping toothbrush, and end up sharing my SO's. I put my tongue in pretty much all of her orifices (except the nose), so why would I shy away from her toothbrush?

34. The above information
35. That information about your girlfriend's orifices.

I am just getting over the flu and I should not be laughing that hard yet.
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35. That information about your girlfriend's orifices.

I am just getting over the flu and I should not be laughing that hard yet.
36. The flu (Which I'm glad isn't spreadable by computer, thank you!)
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