Love that dog.....has she bitten you today?
Bribe her with toe jam, she'll love you again.
Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas
Did you forget to buy her doggy treats again?
Same with the bird. He just sits at the window and looks outside into the winter cold. Apparently it is my fault that its too cold for him to go outside......
Just your average 'high-functioning' lunatic, capable of passing as 'normal' for short periods of time.....
“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein
“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Albert Einstein
Maybe she wants cat TREATS. Cat TREATS is what I use to steal the affections and loyalty of my neighbor's dogs. Cat poop is like re-cycled cat TREATS. All dogs (in my experience at least) LUV cat TREATS!
Inge is a bad dog.