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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Got a Promotion!

    I just found out I got a promotion I was gunning for since my return back to work. All it took was a near death experience to make it happen.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Congratulations!

    If it cost you some fingers to get this promotion, what will it take to make VP?
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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Well, I've had the same boss for several years... Maybe I should sleep with his girlfriend and see what happens.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Is this the boss with the sister?

    Whatever you do, just don't sleep with the boss. That didn't work out too well for efrobert.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    Congratulations. The beer is on you if and when you ever come to Dallas.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Is this the boss with the sister?

    Whatever you do, just don't sleep with the boss. That didn't work out too well for efrobert.
    AHHHH hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    OMG that was a good one, Cbad!

    Anyway, congrats on the promotion, CJ. Good news is always fun to hear.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Is this the boss with the sister?

    Whatever you do, just don't sleep with the boss. That didn't work out too well for efrobert.
    Yep, same boss. I'm thinking his girlfriend would get me in the VP spot.

    The only time I slept with the boss was on a camping trip. That doesn't count thought, right?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Congratulations. The beer is on you if and when you ever come to Dallas.
    Why thank you kind sir.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    congrats
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Yep, same boss. I'm thinking his girlfriend would get me in the VP spot.

    The only time I slept with the boss was on a camping trip. That doesn't count thought, right?
    I did not know you could camp in Vegas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Congratulations. The beer is on you if and when you ever come to New York.
    Pgoated it 4 u. I mean, for me.

    mint
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Congratulations!

    If it cost you some fingers to get this promotion, what will it take to make VP?
    actually this one was even better.
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Yep, same boss. I'm thinking his girlfriend would get me in the VP spot.
    Geez, scoring that corner office is gonna be hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    Geez, scoring that corner office is gonna be hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I just found out I got a promotion I was gunning for since my return back to work. All it took was a near death experience to make it happen.
    Glad it worked out for you. Maybe I'll try threatening my boss with a firearm too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    Geez, scoring that corner office is gonna be hell.
    Two words: The Shocker. You can thank me later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    Two words: The Shocker. You can thank me later.
    My left hand is in "permashocker" mode now. Shouldn't be a problem.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Congrats!
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    On a serious note, this promotion entails very limited travel. No more spending 5-7 days a week in a strange hotel in a strange town. No more hoping to catch a flight only to see it's been canceled/delayed. I will miss all the first class upgrades and free booze though. And the hotel points. I haven't paid for a flight or hotel out-of-pocket in several years. Well worth the loss though.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Congrats!
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    RC Copter salesmen around the world just heaved a sigh of relief...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    RC Copter salesmen around the world just heaved a sigh of relief...
    I really think I'm missing something here. Anybody got a link? I could use a funny story this morning.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    RC Copter salesmen around the world just heaved a sigh of relief...
    beat me to it....
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    I really think I'm missing something here. Anybody got a link? I could use a funny story this morning.
    http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...y...?highlight=

    This was just the beginning.
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