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Old 12-21-11, 12:53 PM   #1
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Damn it, where's my bike?

So I pulled the trigger on a 2011 Cannondale Jeckyll. 2 weeks and no bike! I hate waiting like a 7 year old for Santa to show up! Gimme gimme gimme gimmie.
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Old 12-21-11, 01:45 PM   #2
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My guess is that it is Hydeing from you.
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Old 12-21-11, 01:48 PM   #3
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This thread doesn't sound especially off-topic.
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They're probably just taking a little longer than expected to patch the bullet holes you put in it after pulling the trigger.

Have patience.
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Old 12-21-11, 01:52 PM   #5
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This thread doesn't sound especially off-topic.
to the OP, I reccomend you post a picture of bacon, or mention PI or pie, post haste.
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Old 12-21-11, 02:03 PM   #6
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to the OP, I reccomend you post a picture of bacon, or mention PI or pie, post haste.
How about pi pie?

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Old 12-21-11, 02:07 PM   #7
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Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.
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Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.
It's all good, but we are sticklers for rules here in Foo, esp. USAZorro.
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This thread doesn't sound especially off-topic.
Damn these glasses.

better?
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He's shooting at these cans! He hates the cans!

I'm not a bum, I'm a jerk...
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So, at the risk of getting us both banned, I fear I must inquire as to whether or not you have seen hide or hair of your bike yet?
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Old 12-22-11, 10:39 AM   #12
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My guess is that it is Hydeing from you.
OK Mr.
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Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.
Or alcohol, I've had great success with the rum thread.
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that is it? I thought that you at least would see the brilliance in my simple quip. The things I do for you people, and this is the thanks I get? harumph!
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Old 12-22-11, 11:14 AM   #16
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Or alcohol, I've had great success with the rum thread.
It is a foo rule that poop or sex must be mentioned in the first 10 posts in a thread. And before you come down on me for being the man, I do not make the rules, I just ignore them like the rest of you.
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Is this where I post a black panther fist and start spouting about how no ******* is gonna keep me down?
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Is this where I post a black panther fist and start spouting about how no ******* is gonna keep me down?
how do you know I am a *******? I sir, will have you know I am a card carrying texican cretin! Good day to you sir.
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how do you know I am a *******? I sir, will have you know I am a card carrying texican cretin! Good day to you sir.
I ain't falling for no trick by the man! The last time I trusted a white male I fixed my bike hopped on it and it fell apart!
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I personally would never try to ride a white male, but more power to you my friend.
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Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.
Or toss in a squirrel reference
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how about a hipster squirrel?
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how about a hipster squirrel?
Look, I don't want to ban you, but I will if I have to. Nobody likes hipsters, not even other hipsters.
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Disclaimer: No beer was wasted in the making of this piece of "art".
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there is beer in that pic? seriously?
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