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    Damn it, where's my bike?

    So I pulled the trigger on a 2011 Cannondale Jeckyll. 2 weeks and no bike! I hate waiting like a 7 year old for Santa to show up! Gimme gimme gimme gimmie.

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    My guess is that it is Hydeing from you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    This thread doesn't sound especially off-topic.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    They're probably just taking a little longer than expected to patch the bullet holes you put in it after pulling the trigger.

    Have patience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    This thread doesn't sound especially off-topic.
    to the OP, I reccomend you post a picture of bacon, or mention PI or pie, post haste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    to the OP, I reccomend you post a picture of bacon, or mention PI or pie, post haste.
    How about pi pie?

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    Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klondike300 View Post
    Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.
    It's all good, but we are sticklers for rules here in Foo, esp. USAZorro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    This thread doesn't sound especially off-topic.
    Damn these glasses.

    better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    He's shooting at these cans! He hates the cans!

    I'm not a bum, I'm a jerk...

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    So, at the risk of getting us both banned, I fear I must inquire as to whether or not you have seen hide or hair of your bike yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    My guess is that it is Hydeing from you.
    OK Mr.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by klondike300 View Post
    Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.
    Or alcohol, I've had great success with the rum thread.
    “Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manybikes View Post
    OK Mr. Man.
    #1 fan'd it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manybikes View Post
    OK Mr.
    that is it? I thought that you at least would see the brilliance in my simple quip. The things I do for you people, and this is the thanks I get? harumph!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaleighSport View Post
    Or alcohol, I've had great success with the rum thread.
    It is a foo rule that poop or sex must be mentioned in the first 10 posts in a thread. And before you come down on me for being the man, I do not make the rules, I just ignore them like the rest of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Is this where I post a black panther fist and start spouting about how no ******* is gonna keep me down?
    “Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by RaleighSport View Post
    Is this where I post a black panther fist and start spouting about how no ******* is gonna keep me down?
    how do you know I am a *******? I sir, will have you know I am a card carrying texican cretin! Good day to you sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    how do you know I am a *******? I sir, will have you know I am a card carrying texican cretin! Good day to you sir.
    I ain't falling for no trick by the man! The last time I trusted a white male I fixed my bike hopped on it and it fell apart!
    “Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”


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    I personally would never try to ride a white male, but more power to you my friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klondike300 View Post
    Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.
    Or toss in a squirrel reference

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    how about a hipster squirrel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skadoosh View Post
    how about a hipster squirrel?
    Look, I don't want to ban you, but I will if I have to. Nobody likes hipsters, not even other hipsters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skadoosh View Post
    how about a hipster squirrel?
    Disclaimer: No beer was wasted in the making of this piece of "art".
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    Disclaimer: No beer was wasted in the making of this piece of "art".
    there is beer in that pic? seriously?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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