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    Fat Guy Rolling dcrowell's Avatar
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    My new girlfriend is armed

    She keeps a baseball bat in the bedroom, and a loaded revolver in the nightstand.

    I guess I'll behave myself.
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    What's the fun in that?

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    Must be one a them feminists we hear so much about these days.
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    My ex used to be a coroner. It was a given that she knew how to dispose of the body to avoid detection.
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    Ask her where does she keep the handcuffs.
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    Where does she keep her old boyfriends? You may want to look in the back yard for some freshly dug dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artkansas View Post
    My ex used to be a coroner. It was a given that she knew how to dispose of the body to avoid detection.


    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    Ask her where does she keep the handcuffs.
    I'll have to ask. That could be a whole new dimension to our relationship.
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    Fat Guy Rolling dcrowell's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevemtbr View Post
    Where does she keep her old boyfriends? You may want to look in the back yard for some freshly dug dirt.
    Great question. She's been married three times, but I don't really ask what happened to them...
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    Maybe you should.

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    A day at the range would make for a good date.
    more cops have been killed by donuts than guns in chicago it is a medical fact ask any doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sknhgy View Post
    A day at the range would make for a good date.
    Sweet! a BYOGun day! I'll have to buy a gun...
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    You need to ask her the brand, model and caliber of revolver and what loads are in it. That way we can figure out if she knows what she is doing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    You need to ask her the brand, model and caliber of revolver and what loads are in it. That way we can figure out if she knows what she is doing.
    I just glanced at it, and I'm far from an expert, but it was a black S&W .38 revolver. I don't know what ammunition it had.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sknhgy View Post
    A day at the range would make for a good date.
    My ex and I did that at a friend's cabin when we were dating. She's a country girl and thought she was a good shot. She was, but she was surprised to discover that this city boy was a better shot.

    I think it influenced us in that our arguments never-ever turned physical.
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    Baseball bat AND a revolver in the bedroom! Throw in some handcuffs and you have the makin's for some kinky shizit in the bedroom!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Either she's paranoid or she has some major big time plans for you.


    RUNNNNnnnnn!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Either she's paranoid or she has some major big time plans for you.


    RUNNNNnnnnn!!
    Wrong forum...this is a cycling forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Wrong forum...this is a cycling forum.
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    I don't wanna be part of any kinky situations involving a baseball bat, no sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    I don't wanna be part of any kinky situations involving a baseball bat, no sir.
    You speaking from experience Rube?
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Check her garage for a shovel and a sack of lime.
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    If it has hollowpoints, then it sounds like she knows what is up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    I don't wanna be part of any kinky situations involving a baseball bat, no sir.
    Don't knock it until you try it....

    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Check her garage for a shovel and a sack of lime.
    No garage, but I'll snoop around the basement. Then again, if I die, I think I'd rather they not find my body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dcrowell View Post
    She keeps a baseball bat in the bedroom, and a loaded revolver in the nightstand.

    I guess I'll behave myself.
    ..or in the future we'll look for a guy with a knot on his head with his jewels shot off
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    Aside from the bat and gun thing, tell us more about your new girlfriend. We're all ears.

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