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Old 01-02-12, 10:47 AM   #1
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My new girlfriend is armed

She keeps a baseball bat in the bedroom, and a loaded revolver in the nightstand.

I guess I'll behave myself.
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Old 01-02-12, 10:50 AM   #2
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What's the fun in that?
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Must be one a them feminists we hear so much about these days.
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My ex used to be a coroner. It was a given that she knew how to dispose of the body to avoid detection.
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Ask her where does she keep the handcuffs.
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Where does she keep her old boyfriends? You may want to look in the back yard for some freshly dug dirt.
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Ask her where does she keep the handcuffs.
I'll have to ask. That could be a whole new dimension to our relationship.
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Where does she keep her old boyfriends? You may want to look in the back yard for some freshly dug dirt.
Great question. She's been married three times, but I don't really ask what happened to them...
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Maybe you should.
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A day at the range would make for a good date.
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Sweet! a BYOGun day! I'll have to buy a gun...
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You need to ask her the brand, model and caliber of revolver and what loads are in it. That way we can figure out if she knows what she is doing.
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Old 01-02-12, 01:36 PM   #13
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You need to ask her the brand, model and caliber of revolver and what loads are in it. That way we can figure out if she knows what she is doing.
I just glanced at it, and I'm far from an expert, but it was a black S&W .38 revolver. I don't know what ammunition it had.
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A day at the range would make for a good date.
My ex and I did that at a friend's cabin when we were dating. She's a country girl and thought she was a good shot. She was, but she was surprised to discover that this city boy was a better shot.

I think it influenced us in that our arguments never-ever turned physical.
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Old 01-02-12, 02:26 PM   #15
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Baseball bat AND a revolver in the bedroom! Throw in some handcuffs and you have the makin's for some kinky shizit in the bedroom!
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Either she's paranoid or she has some major big time plans for you.


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Wrong forum...this is a cycling forum.
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I don't wanna be part of any kinky situations involving a baseball bat, no sir.
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Check her garage for a shovel and a sack of lime.
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If it has hollowpoints, then it sounds like she knows what is up.
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No garage, but I'll snoop around the basement. Then again, if I die, I think I'd rather they not find my body.
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She keeps a baseball bat in the bedroom, and a loaded revolver in the nightstand.

I guess I'll behave myself.
..or in the future we'll look for a guy with a knot on his head with his jewels shot off
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Aside from the bat and gun thing, tell us more about your new girlfriend. We're all ears.
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