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    What poop dreams have you had about jerky that involve bicycling?(Post quail pix plz)

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    I think jerky resembles poop at times, but I don't dream about it.

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    Title making me hungry: What poop dreams have you had about jerky that involve bicycling?

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    best. thread. title. evar.

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    I'm not discussing my dreams with you freaks.

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    If you're dreaming about pooping, you probably just **** the bed. Word to the wise.
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    And here is my recurring dream pic that involves bicycling and sex and "jerky"
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    Yay! My thread came back. I thought I made someone mad.

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    I have no idea what is going on right now. Poop?! Jerky?! Quail?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    I have no idea what is going on right now. Poop?! Jerky?! Quail?!
    If you eat enough quail jerky, you'll poop.
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    If you can name the male former foo poster in my pic above, you win 5000 foo posts added to your post counter.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    If you can name the male former foo poster in my pic above, you win 5000 foo posts added to your post counter.
    Hillary? Or would that be a former male foo poster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    If you can name the male former foo poster in my pic above, you win 5000 foo posts added to your post counter.
    I think I actually know this! Cypress?

    If so, I will be checking my foo post count for the 5000.

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    ... oh, and not to derail the thread: I have never had a poop dream. I feel like an outsider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palesaint View Post
    ... oh, and not to derail the thread: I have never had a poop dream. I feel like an outsider.
    out with you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    If you can name the male former foo poster in my pic above, you win 5000 foo posts added to your post counter.
    A while back Ryanf won a contest I had and received a non inclusive trip to this guys house.
    I don't think I included the babe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThreeMinutes View Post
    out with you!
    We've already had several "poop" threads over the years.
    Bring something new to the table or you're just flat beer with an old hooker.
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    They make jerky from quail poop found on bicycles? There must be an easier way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    We've already had several "poop" threads over the years.
    Bring something new to the table or you're just flat beer with an old hooker.
    Flat beer? That's an outrage! Old hooker? Eh, whatever.

    Or is old beer and flat hooker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dcrowell View Post
    Flat beer? That's an outrage! Old hooker? Eh, whatever.

    Or is old beer and flat hooker?
    I wanted to say that. !
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    If you can name the male former foo poster in my pic above, you win 5000 foo posts added to your post counter.
    One of the people for whom the following conversation was par, "Hey, I just photoshopped you pant less, riding a moose ***** to Sasquatch and posted it up in Foo. Hope that's ok?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by palesaint View Post
    I think I actually know this! Cypress?

    If so, I will be checking my foo post count for the 5000.
    winner winner chicken dinner. Your post counter now reflects an additional 5000 foo posts. Heck I even threw in a 1000 post bonus, cuz I am that kind of guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    We've already had several "poop" threads over the years.
    Bring something new to the table or you're just flat beer with an old hooker.
    How did you know that's what he was?
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