Advocacy & Safety
If Scheisse happens, it isn't really Scheisse.
If Scheisse happens, do a wheelie.
Why does Scheisse always happen to me?
Classic & Vintage
Scheisse better NOT happen!
Scheisse is good for you.
Fifty Plus (50 +)
Scheisse happens when Scheisse does NOT happen.
How do you stuff 30 lbs. of Scheisse in a 10 lb. bag?
Scheisse, ME? You got to be kidding! There's a mountain lion up here somewhere.
No problem, dude. Just hand me that bed pan.
Recreational & Family
As I always say, those that ride together, scheiss together.
A few grams here, a few grams there on my sweet Bianchi- and the Fat Lady starts to sing. Scheisse!
Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
Who needs Scheisse? One gear, zero brakes. What's there to understand?
If Scheisse happens, stoker didn't crank. No, if Scheisse happens, cap'n didn't steer.
If Scheisse happens, it doesn't happen. Just look at that gorgeous seascape!
Training & Nutrition
If Scheisse happens, you got fiber, dude! Is it IN you?
Scheisse does not happen to an Iron Man!
Brrrr! Let Scheisse happen to some one else too cheap to buy a face mask!