I can't remember my first post. However, knowing me, it was probably a thoughtful and deeply profound statement.
I have feelings and stuff.
That's just not fair, the search ends at 50 pages for my posts and that only goes to late 2010.
My first post was for a contest
"Seriously is what I want to be, so I put on spandex and show off my gear, my junk, my thing, yes my ding-a-ling."