I hope you lot realise that The Aussie Thread -- that famous collection of esoterica (that's ESOterica not EROtica) which seppos viewed with absolute wonder -- has passed on.
It is no more, at least here on Racew@anker forum.
It is gone.
You no longer have the pleasure of peeping through the window to see what WE think as WE live in what REALLY is the MOST WONDERFUL place on earth.
You roadies don't know what you will be missing.
I can say this in absolute confidence. Most of you are so far up yourselves, you don't even frequent any of the other forums here on BF. You come here to follow the gospel of 53-11. You talk CF, and w@nk yourselves off on average speed, top speeds, bike weight, and a whole host of other stuff that you use to substitute for your sexual inadequacies.
I mean, really, how many legends subscribe to your forum? Does Lance post here to seek your opinions on how to win the next TT at the TdF? Mind you, Jan probably has subscribed here under some pseudonym, taken the advice you've offered and... oh dear, failed yet again. And which of you dunderheads advised Tyler on his vitamin intake? Really...
Anyway... because most of you -- like that italia guy -- are so full of your own competitive importance (ie, your heads are so far up your orifice), you won't even realise that The Aussie Thread -- famous for lampooning idiots, imbeciles, candidates for brain transplant and... well... 75% of the American population -- has been transferred to the Foo Forum.
Why Foo? Well pharque knows. It wasn't discussed with the Aussies. All you had to do is bring around a carton of cans (beer that is... VB, Cascade, Fosters, Boags, Melbourne Bitter -- anything that's real beer and Australian). And we could have talked it over. But no. You had to have your own party. Get on the p!ss and come to some decision to move us out of Road Cycling. An arbitrary decision.
Well, who cares? I've already got an email from a fervent fan who says she (????? wow) goes to Foo when she really wants to know what's going on here. All I have to do is convince her to move to Australia, and my mission is done!!!
.... all you roadie w*****s, sayonara, au revoir, hasta lavista baby, CUlater, bye-bye, nye-nye... nice knowing you.
By the way, [and this is entirely irrelevant to the majority of posters to THIS forum] Foo seems to attract its fair share of sassy ladies. I'm off to sniff out... MsVicki, Stacey, foehn, Machka, cycleprincess... and any other Aussie groupies, put your hands up now!