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    Listen Up, this may save your life one day.

    I'm just getting over a nasty bout of food poisoning.
    Ok, listen carefully, I don't care how bad the taste in your mouth may be, if all you have is orange toothpaste then use anything else. Baking soda, wesson oil, cat littler, it doesn't matter, all orange toothpaste will do is make a bad thing worse.

    For your own safety, the cleanliness of your sink, and the cleanliness of your shoes, heed my warning. There is nothing in that orange toothpaste tube but concentrated sadness and the shrieks of dying bats.

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    Don't know about orange toothpaste, but as one just getting over a bad bought of the norovirus, I feel your pain. When you don't make it to the bathroom with the first heave and just give up and stand there puking on the floor for subsequent heaves because you figure it can't get any worse and you have a mess to clean up there anyway you know (or at least hope), you've hit rock bottom.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    this toothpaste of which you speak, how is it used? Did you get so sick your teeth cracked and you were gluing them back together?
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    Orange toothpaste? As in orange flavored?

    *shudders*
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Orange toothpaste? As in orange flavored?

    *shudders*
    I'm with the lady on this one.
    Orange tooth paste? What demon spawn from the 7th inner circle of hell made you buy that stuff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I'm with the lady on this one.
    Orange tooth paste? What demon spawn from the 7th inner circle of hell made you buy that stuff?
    It was in the free swag bag from my last trip to the dentist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    It was in the free swag bag from my last trip to the dentist.
    I'd consider killing that dentist and burying his body in the okefenokee swamp, where it will feed the alligators and bears and never be seen again, except as dung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I'd consider killing that dentist and burying his body in the okefenokee swamp, where it will feed the alligators and bears and never be seen again, except as dung.
    You are a wise and noble man.

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    Orange flavored toothpaste (brand please) sealed and new made you sick? wtf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I'd consider killing that dentist and burying his body in the okefenokee swamp, where it will feed the alligators and bears and never be seen again, except as dung.
    a flaming bag of the product of your food poisoning on his doorstep should probably do the trick.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Orange flavored toothpaste (brand please) sealed and new made you sick? wtf?
    Crest.
    I had the food poisoning first. The orange toothpaste was salt in the wound.

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    Ah.

    It's been many years since my bout with food poisoning but pretty much anything would would be salt in the wound. I distinctly remember having a strong wish to just die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    It was in the free swag bag from my last trip to the dentist.
    Along with those red tablets that tell you wear you missed brushing? [if you're 4yo]

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Along with those red tablets that tell you wear you missed brushing? [if you're 4yo]
    I prefer the bubblegum fluoride over the grape flavor just so you know.

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    I like the stuff and use it twice a day.
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    Having just perused the toothpaste aisle just the other day, I have never seen an orange flavored toothpaste. But some Googling revealed the presence of Fresh Citrus Breeze Crest toothpaste. Huh.
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    Orange toothpaste. The very idea of it makes me want to hurl, so I can't imagine using it while already sick.

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    I haven't found a toothpaste that doesn't burn the holy hell out of my tongue.

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    I don't get it.

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    Gee, what are two flavors known by everyone to go swimmingly together? Oh! Toothpaste and orange juice! BAM! PRODUCT'D!

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    I disagree with and disavow all knowledge of all non-mint toothpastes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    Having just perused the toothpaste aisle just the other day, I have never seen an orange flavored toothpaste. But some Googling revealed the presence of Fresh Citrus Breeze Crest toothpaste. Huh.
    Thats the stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Gee, what are two flavors known by everyone to go swimmingly together? Oh! Toothpaste and orange juice! BAM! PRODUCT'D!
    another two flavors that go swimmingly together orange juice and gastric juice. the other day when I was throwing up and the last thing I'd eaten was oj (or the OP's experience) will tell you that.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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