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    PSA - Please open the file, print and post in your home or office immediately.

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I call BS. At 6 feet tall, it's nearly three times the size of the largest velociraptor. Since there is no mention of glowing or other radioactive side effects, I can only assume that the sign creator is either mistaken or simply a liar.

    At that size, it's more likely to be an exceptionally large deinonychus or a young utahraptor.

    And none of this even addresses its apparent lack of feathers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    I call BS. At 6 feet tall, it's nearly three times the size of the largest velociraptor. Since there is no mention of glowing or other radioactive side effects, I can only assume that the sign creator is either mistaken or simply a liar.

    At that size, it's more likely to be an exceptionally large deinonychus or a young utahraptor.

    And none of this even addresses its apparent lack of feathers...
    No, this is the first velociraptor to be tall enough to make first string on the all dino league basketball team. He was the center, before he disappeared.

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    How do ya know it's a "he"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete In Az View Post
    How do ya know it's a "he"?
    Because he is not wearing lipstick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Because he is not wearing lipstick.
    Since when is that a conclusive descriptor of gender?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Since when is that a conclusive descriptor of gender?
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    I call BS. At 6 feet tall, it's nearly three times the size of the largest velociraptor. Since there is no mention of glowing or other radioactive side effects, I can only assume that the sign creator is either mistaken or simply a liar.

    At that size, it's more likely to be an exceptionally large deinonychus or a young utahraptor.

    And none of this even addresses its apparent lack of feathers...
    I blame BGH and other hormones in the food supply...

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    I just let him out the door so he could do his business in the back yard. Somebody must have left the gate open.

    People are just so bigoted against six foot tall reptiles with large teeth. Attilla has always been such a good boy. He's really such a sweet pet.
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    You found Yoshi! I was wondering where he ran off to...

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