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    Ruben's next job?

    Puerto Rican Iguana Eradicator?

    Puerto Rico Proposes Iguana Eradication Plan
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    I hear Python and Anaconda taste like chicken too. He could stay here and just go to work in the swamps. Maybe start a Puerto Rican version of Swamp People on The Discovery Channel.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Puerto Rican Iguana Eradicator?

    Puerto Rico Proposes Iguana Eradication Plan
    hmmm.....a 3rd career for MV?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    hmmm.....a 3rd career for MV?
    With 4 million iguanas according to the article at $6/lb for the meat, this could be a lucrative undertaking. I mean, what ammo would you use against iguana? .22? BB? .177 pellet? In any case, dirt cheap tiny ammo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    With 4 million iguanas according to the article at $6/lb for the meat, this could be a lucrative undertaking. I mean, what ammo would you use against iguana? .22? BB? .177 pellet? In any case, dirt cheap tiny ammo.
    I was thinking the .177 pellet gun I have should work just fine. Load it with a hollow point pellet and boom, headshot! Well, ok...pffffffffpt! headshot!

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    I want to see the iguana meat processing plant that Ruben cobbles together out of an old Hyundai, his attic fan and a dinette set.
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    One could run quite the meat grinder with a Hyundai 4-banger.

    Iguana sausage anyone?
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    The main article of concern is "Six grenades found in downtown Miami".Did the Dade county police check for missing pins?

    Rube better batten down the hatches,the Columbian pharmacy brokers are back in town this week for a convention.

    The price to live in paradise just got a little steeper again
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    Probably tastes like chicken.
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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    Only my Island's finest politicians could possibly come up with such a stupid idea. Now people are going breed even more iguanas than before. And what about the Mona Iguana's? Those are actually an endangered species. People are gonna hunt them down for the meat too.

    PS: The Mona Ground Iguana is a 4 feet long lizard.
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    See? Get down there and get to work? $6/lb is good money if you can get 4 foot long iguanas.
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    .....or the 4ft. iguana could get the Rube?
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    Does Rube taste like chicken?
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    What ammo would an iguana use to take Ruben down?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    What ammo would an iguana use to take Ruben down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Does Rube taste like chicken?
    You would know...
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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Does Rube taste like chicken?
    That you would have to ask Mrs.Rube
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    Kinda like a Reuben Sandwich with a little more salt (I've been told).
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    I should know better than to just step into a Ruben tm post.
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    Marriage Counseling.
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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Kinda like a Reuben Sandwich with a little more salt (I've been told).
    You didn't really have to answer that. No, really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    You didn't really have to answer that. No, really.
    No matter how low the tasteless bar is set,Rube (as host of Rubenstories tm in Foo) is obligated to a verbal review on every topic.
    A Rubenstory tm without a "Rubenquote" would leave us all hanging,:wink,wink:.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    No matter how low the tasteless bar is set,Rube (as host of Rubenstories tm in Foo) is obligated to a verbal review on every topic.
    A Rubenstory tm without a "Rubenquote" would leave us all hanging,:wink,wink:.
    And spry always goes after the "low hanging fruit", am I right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    And spry always goes after the "low hanging fruit", am I right?
    Ah yes,the parable of "the fox and the grapes".One of my favorites.
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    Ae sop what you did there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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