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    More Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

    Purple Squirrels...



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    "I kept telling my husband I saw a purple one out in the yard. 'Oh sure you did' he kept telling me," said Emert. "Well, he checked the trap around noon on Sunday and sure enough, there it was."
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    coming soon....

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    My kids will be so pissed that they'll miss X-mas...

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    Go Go Juice

    WARNING: Per no1mad request - You may regret viewing this vid

    Last edited by ahsposo; 02-09-12 at 01:06 PM. Reason: Warning
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    Only reason the Mayan calendar stops at Dec 2012 is there were no more of them left to start a new calendar, they either got away from or were killed by the Spanish. In case I'm wrong I did see this blue birdog the other day.

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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Zombie Cats.
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    That vid from earlier? It should come with either eye wash or barf buckets...

    I'm going blind and will have that stuck in my head until I die... which according to this thread is a little over 10 months away. But still, blech.

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    i'm playing my electric guitar in front of a bar full of people next week, that's rather ominous right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    i'm playing my electric guitar in front of a bar full of people next week, that's rather ominous right there.
    A bar with poles doesn't count unless you're naked too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    A bar with poles doesn't count unless you're naked too.
    I don't have to disrobe to humiliate myself. All I have to do is pick up a guitar.

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    And in addition to the purple squirrel a purple cow was recently born in Serbia.



    http://www.cuteanimals4you.com/2012/...in-serbia.html
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    i'm playing my electric guitar in front of a bar full of people next week, that's rather ominous right there.
    Chester NY Nursing Home juice bar=captive audience
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    a new species! Is he grape-flavored?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Chester NY Nursing Home juice bar=captive audience
    Last time I was there the oldest person in the audience was 40 and they were hammering back pitchers of beer.

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    Brain eating Zombie Rats

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    Flying Vampire Canines

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    Victims of drive-by shootings now available for drive-by visitation.

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    Giant Naked Mole Rats

    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    Juicy, Sweet Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    At risk of being thrown into TH:


    CF frames masquerading as classic lugged steel:



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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Purple Squirrels...



    From Accuweather.com

    "I kept telling my husband I saw a purple one out in the yard. 'Oh sure you did' he kept telling me," said Emert. "Well, he checked the trap around noon on Sunday and sure enough, there it was."
    Looks like it got sprayed with something.
    "Why is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue?" Anonymous

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    At risk of being thrown into TH:


    CF frames masquerading as classic lugged steel:



    Oh Good lord, NO! CHOKE,,,,
    I thought I was suffering from depression once. Turned out, I was simply surrounded by idiots.

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    ^The eighty buyers get a fake Rolex to go along with their atrocities.

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    Orthodox Jews by the thousands are abandoning time honored rituals and are being lured to slapstick comedy.

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    Giant Aliens in pink spacesuits are appearing all over India.

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    Reports of deadly explosive flatulence are coming in from all over Africa.

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