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Old 02-09-12, 06:46 AM   #1
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More Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Purple Squirrels...



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"I kept telling my husband I saw a purple one out in the yard. 'Oh sure you did' he kept telling me," said Emert. "Well, he checked the trap around noon on Sunday and sure enough, there it was."
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WARNING: Per no1mad request - You may regret viewing this vid

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That vid from earlier? It should come with either eye wash or barf buckets...

I'm going blind and will have that stuck in my head until I die... which according to this thread is a little over 10 months away. But still, blech.
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i'm playing my electric guitar in front of a bar full of people next week, that's rather ominous right there.
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i'm playing my electric guitar in front of a bar full of people next week, that's rather ominous right there.
A bar with poles doesn't count unless you're naked too.
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I don't have to disrobe to humiliate myself. All I have to do is pick up a guitar.
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And in addition to the purple squirrel a purple cow was recently born in Serbia.



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Chester NY Nursing Home juice bar=captive audience
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a new species! Is he grape-flavored?
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Last time I was there the oldest person in the audience was 40 and they were hammering back pitchers of beer.
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Purple Squirrels...



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Looks like it got sprayed with something.
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Oh Good lord, NO! CHOKE,,,,
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