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    Ming in a box



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    From the title of the thread, I thought Tude had shipped her via FedEx to you as a surprise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    From the title of the thread, I thought Tude had shipped her via FedEx to you as a surprise.
    I look forward to the day that my buddy Ming grants Tude the permission to allow me to live with them. Ming and I have become pretty good buds as of late. We took a nap together today.

    Then, she attacked me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Ming and I have become pretty good buds as of late. We took a nap together today.

    Then, she attacked me.

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    Maybe you shouldn't keep bacon in your pockets after a nap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Maybe you shouldn't keep bacon in your pockets after a nap.

    It's not that. I'm just a toy to Ming. A plaything. Astrange curiosity.
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    As goes the cat, so goes the owner.
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    Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
    Step 2: Put your Ming in the box
    Step 3: Make her open the box

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    When did Ming learn to read? And why is she reading the german instructions how to wear tennis shoes? Is she going to enter Wimbledon this year?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    It's not that. I'm just a toy to Ming. A plaything. Astrange curiosity.
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    cats only attack people they love.....or hate, or like, or are annoyed by.............................
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    Looks just like our little "Stinky Cat."
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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