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Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 12:16 PM

Ask Da Stoned Admin About the Great Fart Raffle
 
Well, given that I had surgery, and that I am absolutely ripped on dilaudid, I'm running a raffle of sorts. Since I had colon surgery, closest time guess on when I fart gets a free Titanium Membership. That fart signifies that I can eat after surgery......so it's important!:twitchy:

20grit 03-05-12 12:17 PM

First fart will be at 2:00 pm Thursday.

jsharr 03-05-12 12:18 PM

How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?

Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 12:19 PM

Oh, if you already have Ti, you can gift it out......and I hope I fart sooner! No offense....p

Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 13934019)
How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?


They'll have to take my word for it.

aRoudy1 03-05-12 12:27 PM

9:30 am 6 Mar

mikeybikes 03-05-12 12:31 PM

8:30pm 5 Mar.

UnsafeAlpine 03-05-12 12:31 PM

What if you're asleep when it happens?

Mar 5, 11:30 pm.

Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine (Post 13934094)
What if you're asleep when it happens?

Mar 5, 11:30 pm.

I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.

Barrettscv 03-05-12 12:37 PM

March 5th in the PM, 30 minutes after you consume your prescribed "dinner".

UnsafeAlpine 03-05-12 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe (Post 13934103)
I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.

:twitchy:

Glad the surgery went well, Tom. Heal up well.

RubenX 03-05-12 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine (Post 13934094)
What if you're asleep when it happens?

Mar 5, 11:30 pm.

Fan the covers after wake up. I guess March 05 @ 3:30pm.

Allen 03-05-12 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe (Post 13934103)
I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.

Are you saying you now have a built in Zounds air horn?

ModoVincere 03-05-12 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 13934019)
How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?

remember that "art" video? :innocent:

ModoVincere 03-05-12 12:43 PM

2:15 pm today.

unterhausen 03-05-12 12:47 PM

3:13 am, 6 march

bigbenaugust 03-05-12 12:59 PM

9am, 6 March. And it's going to hurt.

UnsafeAlpine 03-05-12 01:02 PM

I'd just like to say that I'd prefer you post the time of your fart and let the non-stoned people figure out the closest. :P

StupidlyBrave 03-05-12 02:11 PM

Even if it's a wafer-thin mint?

StupidlyBrave 03-05-12 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine (Post 13934126)
:twitchy:

Glad the surgery went well, Tom. Heal up well.

+1

black_box 03-05-12 02:28 PM

4:20pm today. Don't forget the lighter.

himespau 03-05-12 02:36 PM

Whenever you get hungry enough to say "screw it" and decide you need to eat.

For actual votes, I guess I'll go with 11:23 am March 6.

no1mad 03-05-12 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllenG (Post 13934132)
Are you saying you now have a built in Zounds air horn?

Naw, just giving everybody fair warning to anyone who tries to draft off of him.

My guess is 1623 on March 5

jsharr 03-05-12 03:31 PM

Right after he gets the cute nurse to pull his finger.

Tom Stormcrowe 03-05-12 03:52 PM

1733, today.....the fart occurred! (5:33 PM)

UA is the closest afterward that I can see...

Who would you like to gift the Ti to?


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