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    Out fishing with Annie on his lap, a cigar in one hand and a ginger ale in the other, watching the sunset. Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Ask Da Stoned Admin About the Great Fart Raffle

    Well, given that I had surgery, and that I am absolutely ripped on dilaudid, I'm running a raffle of sorts. Since I had colon surgery, closest time guess on when I fart gets a free Titanium Membership. That fart signifies that I can eat after surgery......so it's important!
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    First fart will be at 2:00 pm Thursday.

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    How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?
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    Out fishing with Annie on his lap, a cigar in one hand and a ginger ale in the other, watching the sunset. Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Oh, if you already have Ti, you can gift it out......and I hope I fart sooner! No offense....p
    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

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    Out fishing with Annie on his lap, a cigar in one hand and a ginger ale in the other, watching the sunset. Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?

    They'll have to take my word for it.
    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    What if you're asleep when it happens?

    Mar 5, 11:30 pm.

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    Out fishing with Annie on his lap, a cigar in one hand and a ginger ale in the other, watching the sunset. Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    What if you're asleep when it happens?

    Mar 5, 11:30 pm.
    I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.
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    Have bike, will travel Barrettscv's Avatar
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    March 5th in the PM, 30 minutes after you consume your prescribed "dinner".
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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.


    Glad the surgery went well, Tom. Heal up well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    What if you're asleep when it happens?

    Mar 5, 11:30 pm.
    Fan the covers after wake up. I guess March 05 @ 3:30pm.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    I guarantee it'll wake me up.....it's coming from a shortened bowel. Hell.....it'll likely peel the paint off the walls.
    Are you saying you now have a built in Zounds air horn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    How are they going to know? Is your arse mic'ed or on a webcam or some such?
    remember that "art" video?
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    2:15 pm today.
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    3:13 am, 6 march

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    9am, 6 March. And it's going to hurt.
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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    I'd just like to say that I'd prefer you post the time of your fart and let the non-stoned people figure out the closest.

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    Even if it's a wafer-thin mint?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post


    Glad the surgery went well, Tom. Heal up well.
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    4:20pm today. Don't forget the lighter.

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    Whenever you get hungry enough to say "screw it" and decide you need to eat.

    For actual votes, I guess I'll go with 11:23 am March 6.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Are you saying you now have a built in Zounds air horn?
    Naw, just giving everybody fair warning to anyone who tries to draft off of him.

    My guess is 1623 on March 5
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    Right after he gets the cute nurse to pull his finger.
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    Out fishing with Annie on his lap, a cigar in one hand and a ginger ale in the other, watching the sunset. Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    1733, today.....the fart occurred! (5:33 PM)

    UA is the closest afterward that I can see...

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