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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Anything that is light, sodium reduced or packaged by the calorie.

    And just as AllenG hates carrot and raisin salad which I love I despise artificial sweeteners. I have never tasted one that didn't make me regret having put it in my mouth.
    Have you trued Splenda? I actually like it...only one ever...

    and Miracle Whip... WORSE STUFF EVER! Why does it taste so bad???????
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    Ecch. My wife likes Miracle Whip. I don't trust any food that's so incredibly, artificially white.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leob1 View Post
    I don't know if they make them any more, but a few decades ago there where frozen pancakes. You put them in the toaster, or oven, to heat them before eating them. To get an idea of what they where like, put some butter and Log Cabin on the top of a shoe box.
    Back when I was working for BK, they were just introducing preformed Pilsbury brand biscuits and pancakes. They came frozen- baked the bisquits and nuked the pancakes. All of the regulars preferred my made from scratch biscuits to that 'store bought crap'.

    And they still make frozen pancakes. Got some at the Dollar Tree for the kids a while back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamestique View Post
    Have you trued Splenda? I actually like it...only one ever...

    and Miracle Whip... WORSE STUFF EVER! Why does it taste so bad???????
    I think I have an idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Anything between aisle 1 and the frozen sections at the local grocery store.
    The real food is along the perimeter....fruits & veggies, meat dept, and the dairy section.
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    beer and beef jerky is also to be found on the edges of my store.
    Yeah lots of beer, tobacco and diapers, all kinds of scary items around the perimeter.
    You know homemade mayo ain't hard to make.
    stoopiest food is lunchables, with equal amounts of packaging and "food".

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    BBQ at jsharr's.

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    Hamburger/Tuna Helper for anything they want to deliver unto you. Blarg. Just Blarg!!!! (and yeah - I thought that was a cool then when it was able to be purchased in my home town in the 1980's. Ooooooo wooot

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    Those Jello-Cottage Cheese-etc salads are pretty darn useless.
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    People who stick cloves into ham should receive a beating.
    more cops have been killed by donuts than guns in chicago it is a medical fact ask any doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Hamburger/Tuna Helper for anything they want to deliver unto you. Blarg. Just Blarg!!!! (and yeah - I thought that was a cool then when it was able to be purchased in my home town in the 1980's. Ooooooo wooot
    I actually used to like Tuna Helper when I was a kid.

    Last year, I was deathly sick, had my two young kids, and my wife was out of town. I wanted to feed them something more than the sandwiches which were all I could muster the energy to make for the last day or two. So I bought some Tuna Helper, figuring it that it had at least the advantage of being quick and easy to make.

    Oh man, the salt... it was like just eating a block of salt. Amazingly disgusting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sknhgy View Post
    People who stick cloves into ham should receive a beating.
    Whoever discovered cloves in the first place should receive a beating.

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    Rice cakes, dried seaweed, and other products that are essentially flavored air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xerum 525 View Post
    Now get on your cheap bike and give me a double century. You walking can of Crisco!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Exactly... I mean, broccoli? Seriously? What happened to the goode ole bacon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    The only other things in your store are lottery tickets, live bait, automobile air freshener and a really fine collection of rude bumper stickers.
    And beer. How could you forget about beer?

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    Cheese in a pressurized spray can. YUUUUUUUUUCK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    And beer. How could you forget about beer?
    Beer and beef jerky were mentioned I believe.

    Be calm. We have NOT forgotten the beer.
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    scrapple - the name says it all

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    I forgot.... Apples, pre-cut and in a sealed bag, which of course had to be refrigerated. The label said "Ready to Eat!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Beer and beef jerky were mentioned I believe.

    Be calm. We have NOT forgotten the beer.
    You're right. I must need one to improve my reading comprehension.

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    I'd have to day the most stupid food ever had to be the McDonald's McDLT.



    Let's see... Keep the beef hot and juicy, and keep the lettuce and tomatoes crisp and cool. Yes, what a great new idea!

    Those great folks at Mad Magazine called them on it, asking "Uh, wasn't that the way a hamburger was supposed to be in the first place?"
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    Hot dogs are a crime before God.

    Anything from McDonald's is also disgusting to me. I had a Big Mac a couple weeks ago because I was dizzy from hunger and it was the only thing in sight. It tasted like a salty kitchen sponge and felt like it, too. The fries weren't half bad.

    About twice a year I'll go to Taco Bell but I totally recognize that it's just cheap bad food.
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