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Ecch. My wife likes Miracle Whip. I don't trust any food that's so incredibly, artificially white.
Cyclists of the world, unite! You have nothing to lube but your chains!
And they still make frozen pancakes. Got some at the Dollar Tree for the kids a while back.
Hamburger/Tuna Helper for anything they want to deliver unto you. Blarg. Just Blarg!!!! (and yeah - I thought that was a cool then when it was able to be purchased in my home town in the 1980's. Ooooooo wooot
People who stick cloves into ham should receive a beating.
more cops have been killed by donuts than guns in chicago it is a medical fact ask any doctor.
Last year, I was deathly sick, had my two young kids, and my wife was out of town. I wanted to feed them something more than the sandwiches which were all I could muster the energy to make for the last day or two. So I bought some Tuna Helper, figuring it that it had at least the advantage of being quick and easy to make.
Oh man, the salt... it was like just eating a block of salt. Amazingly disgusting.
Knows the weight of my bike to the nearest 10 pounds.
Rice cakes, dried seaweed, and other products that are essentially flavored air.
Cheese in a pressurized spray can. YUUUUUUUUUCK!
. “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche
"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant
scrapple - the name says it all
I forgot.... Apples, pre-cut and in a sealed bag, which of course had to be refrigerated. The label said "Ready to Eat!"
I'd have to day the most stupid food ever had to be the McDonald's McDLT.
Let's see... Keep the beef hot and juicy, and keep the lettuce and tomatoes crisp and cool. Yes, what a great new idea!
Those great folks at Mad Magazine called them on it, asking "Uh, wasn't that the way a hamburger was supposed to be in the first place?"
"The Universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on a government contract." Robert A. Heinlein
Hot dogs are a crime before God.
Anything from McDonald's is also disgusting to me. I had a Big Mac a couple weeks ago because I was dizzy from hunger and it was the only thing in sight. It tasted like a salty kitchen sponge and felt like it, too. The fries weren't half bad.
About twice a year I'll go to Taco Bell but I totally recognize that it's just cheap bad food.
'71 Raleigh Super Course ("Loose Change")
'74 Raleigh Professional
'7? VeloSolex L'Etoile rando build ("Chocolate Star")
'77 Peugeot UE/O-8/10/9 mongrel
'81 Trek 616
'87 Trek 560 Pro Series
'88 Schwinn Impact ("Burning Chrome")
'92 Specialized Allez Comp
'08 Specialized Crossroads winterbike ("Icicle the Bicycle")