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Old 03-13-12, 05:51 PM   #1
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Things every person should have:

Flat out stealing this from Wil Wheaton.


A nemesis.
An evil twin.
A secret headquarters.
An escape hatch.
A partner in crime.
A secret identity.
What else?
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Old 03-13-12, 06:43 PM   #2
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A secret hobby/ past time.
A plan B.
A baseball bat.
The number to "The Cleaner"
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A hardtop with a decent engine and a big trunk.
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Flat out stealing this from Wil Wheaton.


A nemesis.
An evil twin.
A secret headquarters.
An escape hatch.
A partner in crime.
A secret identity.
What else?
nemesis... check
evil twin... check... he is so evil I do not even know his identity but have heard of him from others.
secret headquarters... check
escape hatch... check
partner in crime... check... and she gives smoochies
secret identity... it is not so secret.

Do I need anything else ?
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Compatible donor.
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A bought-off Governor.
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Excessive numbers of henchmen willing to be shot in mass quantities and fall off the closest possible balcony or cliff.
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An Ak-47 and a lot of ammo.

The Bomb.

An escape plan.

More wealth than you can imagine.

A 00 license.

Manners and Good Breeding.
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This sounded like one of the questions for OKCupid.

My first entry for that was
Bus fare home.
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half a pack of cigarettes
it's dark
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Sunscreen. Don't forget the sunscreen.
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a diabolical laugh
a gleam in his eye
a clue
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Old 03-13-12, 10:51 PM   #18
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a dark and shadowy past
a lighter side
faith
hope
love
a rapier wit
a lightening fast draw
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A kitchen table capable of holding an engine block.
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A spark.


A gait that's just a wee bit faster than your partner in crime.
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A patsy.

A moral compass that, while trustworthy, is small enough to conceal.

A good hidey-hole.

A stiff upper lip.

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A bought-off Governor.
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You'll need a tolerant wife to go along with that.
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Or people dressed in red shirts to accompany you when you beam down.
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