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    Super Moderator Allen's Avatar
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    Things every person should have:

    Flat out stealing this from Wil Wheaton.


    A nemesis.
    An evil twin.
    A secret headquarters.
    An escape hatch.
    A partner in crime.
    A secret identity.
    What else?
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    A secret hobby/ past time.
    A plan B.
    A baseball bat.
    The number to "The Cleaner"
    I love pho long time.

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    A hardtop with a decent engine and a big trunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Flat out stealing this from Wil Wheaton.


    A nemesis.
    An evil twin.
    A secret headquarters.
    An escape hatch.
    A partner in crime.
    A secret identity.
    What else?
    nemesis... check
    evil twin... check... he is so evil I do not even know his identity but have heard of him from others.
    secret headquarters... check
    escape hatch... check
    partner in crime... check... and she gives smoochies
    secret identity... it is not so secret.

    Do I need anything else ?

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    Compatible donor.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    What else?
    A bought-off Governor.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Excessive numbers of henchmen willing to be shot in mass quantities and fall off the closest possible balcony or cliff.
    Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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    An Ak-47 and a lot of ammo.

    The Bomb.

    An escape plan.

    More wealth than you can imagine.

    A 00 license.

    Manners and Good Breeding.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    A paramor.

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    Table saw and a willing accomplice.

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    This sounded like one of the questions for OKCupid.

    My first entry for that was
    Bus fare home.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    full tank of gas
    half a pack of cigarettes
    it's dark
    and we're wearing sunglasses.

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    a bicycle.
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    Love.
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    Sunscreen. Don't forget the sunscreen.
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    a diabolical laugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    a dark and shadowy past
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    distinguishable underwear :\
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    A kitchen table capable of holding an engine block.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    A spark.


    A gait that's just a wee bit faster than your partner in crime.

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    A patsy.

    A moral compass that, while trustworthy, is small enough to conceal.

    A good hidey-hole.

    A stiff upper lip.

    A dark secret.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    A bought-off Governor.
    check...
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    A kitchen table capable of holding an engine block.
    You'll need a tolerant wife to go along with that.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will G View Post
    Excessive numbers of henchmen willing to be shot in mass quantities and fall off the closest possible balcony or cliff.
    Or people dressed in red shirts to accompany you when you beam down.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
    I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.

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