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    My boy has grown...

    And now it's becoming difficult to sort out the underwear. One of us is gonna have to change brands.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    It's simple he keeps the tighty-whities and you get the Spiderman.

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    Ah.

    This explains the post in the "Things everybody should have" thread.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    That is why we have two sets of baskets: one for kids' stuff, one for grown ups' stuff. One of us still poops in our underwear, though. Hint: it's not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
    It's simple he keeps the tighty-whities and you get the Spiderman.
    I would've said the opposite, time for Rube to ditch the Nemos

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    Time to start labeling. One of you needs to mark the tag with a permanent marker. I have 3 brothers. It was challenging to sort out when we were growing up until each one was assigned a color.
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    Get out the Easter Egg coloring kit early,fill the kitchen sink,dip your undies in your specific color,hang on the light fixtures to dry.Problemo' solved and very cost effective.

    *Rube,avoid brown or yellow dye please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Get out the Easter Egg coloring kit early,fill the kitchen sink,dip your undies in your specific color,hang on the light fixtures to dry.Problemo' solved and very cost effective.

    *Rube,avoid brown or yellow dye please.
    But if I dye them blue, when I wear them they will make my butt blued. If somebody see me with blue butts, people will assume I have a smurfs fetish or something. That can put right there at the same level as the furries.
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    Do you often go out in public with your junk exposed?

    Are you back tassel dancing at the Copa Cabanna Mens Club in Miami?
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    Marker on the tag. Easiest solution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeybikes View Post
    Marker on the tag. Easiest solution.
    Mike,we don't do "easy solutions" in RubenStories (TM).This would make a short boring story/thread without drama/intrigue.Anywhere else in the world this would be acceptable but not here.
    Please get with the program and avoid stating the obvious solution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Mike,we don't do "easy solutions" in RubenStories (TM).This would make a short boring story/thread without drama/intrigue.Anywhere else in the world this would be acceptable but not here.
    Please get with the program and avoid stating the obvious solution.
    Besides, it's my job to post the easiest and most obvious solution to the problem and be ignored while hilarity ensues around me. See post #6 above.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    And now it's becoming difficult to sort out the underwear. One of us is gonna have to change brands.
    Thats easy, yours are the ones with the skidmarks!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Mike,we don't do "easy solutions" in RubenStories (TM).This would make a short boring story/thread without drama/intrigue.Anywhere else in the world this would be acceptable but not here.
    Please get with the program and avoid stating the obvious solution.
    I apologize. Let me try again.

    One of you will have to go without underwear.
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    People, imagine ever have an accident and my underwear end up in public view, with my name on it. People will assume I came from some kind of sausage-fest and had to label the underwear so it wouldn't get lost with god knows how many more. That is unacceptable.

    Color coding will affect my lifestyle because I would not be able to match my mood to the color choice of underwear (red for kinky days, black for gloomy, etc).
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    RFID tags?
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    See, now we are getting somewhere... RFID Tags, going Commando... that's more like it.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    RFID tags?
    Just be careful walking through Wally World. You might become "inventory".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete In Az View Post
    Just be careful walking through Wally World. You might become "inventory".
    Hum... I might want to avoid Arby's as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    People, imagine ever have an accident and my underwear end up in public view, with my name on it. People will assume I came from some kind of sausage-fest and had to label the underwear so it wouldn't get lost with god knows how many more. That is unacceptable.

    Color coding will affect my lifestyle because I would not be able to match my mood to the color choice of underwear (red for kinky days, black for gloomy, etc).
    Rube,by legal standards you're still single so get it out there to get it going on.
    My advice is mesh/fishnet type of undies which can double as a swim suit at Miami beach.These can be found in the"playa"mens wear section at Walfart or Los Hot Hombre in Little Havanna.
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    One of you must wear boxers and the other briefs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Hum... I might want to avoid Arby's as well.
    Can they even sell Arby's down there? I thought the heat and humidity would decompose the artificial algae-based lab-grown beef substitute-like product too much.
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