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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    When a bear bites you in the butt

    Straight from my own zip code:

    Bear bites Florida woman in rear end as she walks her dog

    "Ouch! A woman walking her dog near an apartment complex in Longwood, Fla., early Friday morning was bitten in the rear end by a bear."

    "The woman was taken to Florida Hospital-Altamonte in Altamonte Springs with four puncture wounds, the paper reported."
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Hope the bears alright, bears usually avoid humans, rabies maybe?
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    I thought you just had alligators in your neck of the woods.
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    Now get on your cheap bike and give me a double century. You walking can of Crisco!!

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    If I was a bear and I was going to bite a woman that's exactly the spot I would go for.
    more cops have been killed by donuts than guns in chicago it is a medical fact ask any doctor.

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    I guess the bear didn't like the way she tasted.

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    Hill told the Sentinel that officers are setting traps for the bear, which will be euthanized if it is caught.
    *sigh*

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    ^What are they using for bait?
    Last edited by skijor; 03-18-12 at 12:58 PM.

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    Hill told the Sentinel that officers are setting traps for the bear, which will be euthanized if it is caught.

    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    *sigh*
    Pretty standard. They'll check the bear for rabies.
    We have met the enemy and they is us.

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    A resident of the complex, Arlene Friedlander, 79, told the paper that she often sees bears near the apartments. "I'm not afraid of them," she said.
    If you don't like bear bits in the butt, this might be a reason to be afraid now.
    You're just trying to start an argument to show how smart you are.

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    ....bear behind... <snicker>

    Scary really. There are a few areas I ride alone that are mountain lion country. As I'm creeping along huffing and puffing I occasionally think "gee I must look like a wounded animal ripe for the picking..."

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    You really can't blame the bear.

    That woman's rear end looks like two pigs fighting over a box of Milk Duds.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    You sure they weren't looking for TP lint? I've seen the commercial... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBNcQgkXEWE

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    The comments are hilarious......


    "Yogi bear was lonely. Either that or he thought it was a picnic basket.
    Right BOO BOO?"
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Does she look like John Candy? might have been the bear from The Great Outdoors.

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    Wow...it's gonna be interesting when I finally move to FL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by black_box View Post
    Does she look like John Candy? might have been the bear from The Great Outdoors.
    Didn't that bear have a bare behind?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Another true to life Rubenstory(TM) from the old deep south.

    Local deputy Cletus Jones has arrested the ample size woman for being out in public "bear ass".
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