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Old 03-17-12, 09:43 PM   #1
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When a bear bites you in the butt

Straight from my own zip code:

Bear bites Florida woman in rear end as she walks her dog

"Ouch! A woman walking her dog near an apartment complex in Longwood, Fla., early Friday morning was bitten in the rear end by a bear."

"The woman was taken to Florida Hospital-Altamonte in Altamonte Springs with four puncture wounds, the paper reported."
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Old 03-17-12, 09:55 PM   #2
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Hope the bears alright, bears usually avoid humans, rabies maybe?
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Old 03-17-12, 09:57 PM   #3
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I thought you just had alligators in your neck of the woods.
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Old 03-17-12, 11:50 PM   #4
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If I was a bear and I was going to bite a woman that's exactly the spot I would go for.
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Old 03-18-12, 04:17 AM   #5
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I guess the bear didn't like the way she tasted.
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Old 03-18-12, 06:08 AM   #6
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Hill told the Sentinel that officers are setting traps for the bear, which will be euthanized if it is caught.
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Old 03-18-12, 06:21 AM   #7
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^What are they using for bait?

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Old 03-18-12, 11:10 AM   #8
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Hill told the Sentinel that officers are setting traps for the bear, which will be euthanized if it is caught.

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Pretty standard. They'll check the bear for rabies.
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Old 03-18-12, 11:20 AM   #9
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A resident of the complex, Arlene Friedlander, 79, told the paper that she often sees bears near the apartments. "I'm not afraid of them," she said.
If you don't like bear bits in the butt, this might be a reason to be afraid now.
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Old 03-18-12, 11:54 AM   #10
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....bear behind... <snicker>

Scary really. There are a few areas I ride alone that are mountain lion country. As I'm creeping along huffing and puffing I occasionally think "gee I must look like a wounded animal ripe for the picking..."
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Old 03-18-12, 11:59 AM   #11
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You really can't blame the bear.

That woman's rear end looks like two pigs fighting over a box of Milk Duds.
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Old 03-18-12, 12:18 PM   #12
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You sure they weren't looking for TP lint? I've seen the commercial... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBNcQgkXEWE
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Old 03-19-12, 08:06 AM   #13
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The comments are hilarious......


"Yogi bear was lonely. Either that or he thought it was a picnic basket.
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Old 03-19-12, 09:03 AM   #14
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Does she look like John Candy? might have been the bear from The Great Outdoors.
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Old 03-19-12, 09:16 AM   #15
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Wow...it's gonna be interesting when I finally move to FL.
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Old 03-19-12, 09:47 AM   #16
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Does she look like John Candy? might have been the bear from The Great Outdoors.
Didn't that bear have a bare behind?
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Old 03-19-12, 05:46 PM   #17
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Another true to life Rubenstory(TM) from the old deep south.

Local deputy Cletus Jones has arrested the ample size woman for being out in public "bear ass".
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