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Old 03-22-12, 11:57 AM   #1
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Killing Birds With Stones

What is everyone's obsession with killing birds with stones? Furthermore, why is everybody trying to kill two birds with one stone? Is there a particular shortage of stones?
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Old 03-22-12, 12:03 PM   #2
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Because it is easier to get the bird out of the bush and into your hand when it is deaded.
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Old 03-22-12, 01:02 PM   #3
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It's what cavemen did before the invention of pool. "I throw rock off #9 striped and into #3 solid pterodactyl. Bet wooly mammoth, double or nothing."
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http://youtu.be/ihL2_v1ALyQ

on simular note why is it so hard to get rid of pidgons? got one that likes to set in my window next to the ac

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Old 03-22-12, 01:21 PM   #5
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I just want to kill that chicken that's sitting on Doohickies head....if a stone is how I do it, so be it.
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Old 03-22-12, 06:24 PM   #6
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I just want to kill that chicken that's sitting on Doohickies head....if a stone is how I do it, so be it.
Apparently it requires two birds for every one stone.
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Better to get two birds stoned at one time.
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Better to get two birds stoned at one time.
So your the reason the birds are tweppin. Quit getting them stoned its animal cruelty. Man and that's more for the stoners
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Sure they're not taking a nap instead?
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Because it is easier to get the bird out of the bush and into your hand when it is deaded.
Yeah, but isn't more time with your hand spent in the bush a good thing?
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Sure they're not taking a nap instead?
quite its gone to meet its maker

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