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    Question: Would YOU Survive a Zombie Invasion?

    Found this funny... Apparently "A-Holes" will inherit the Earth when the zombies come... lol



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    I'm in good shape then.

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    No my friend, in this situation I am the biggest *******! LOL!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    I would prolly be dead then.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    I'm good then
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I would prolly be dead then.
    Wanna be a part of my "Team?"
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Shane, is that you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    Wanna be a part of my "Team?"
    Depends, are you going to use me as bait?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Zombies eat brains, right? Okay, then I am safe as they would starve to undeath on me.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Easy, grow a beard. You never see zombies with facial hair.
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    i live in a house with 18-inch-thick reinforced concrete walls. there is enough cleared room on the lot and the lot next door to till a subsistence garden. i'm well-armed, and all my nutjob friends are going to head for my place in case of emergency (with their arsenals). this includes muscle-powered weapons, of course. there's an on-site generator, a carpentry shop, and basic automotive repair shop. in a pinch, i know how to build a forge and a kiln.

    so, assuming an "invasion" that will eventually be contained by a government, i'm good. long-term? nobody is safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhota View Post
    i. in a pinch, i know how to build a forge and a kiln.

    so, assuming an "invasion" that will eventually be contained by a government, i'm good. long-term? nobody is safe.
    What if it is a government of Zombies? Will you sell them decorative kiln fired plates and hand forged skull crackers to eat the brains from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Don't grow a beard either. Then they know your game (or gamey).
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    Well, since zombies freeze in winter and I live up north I just have to keep enough supplies on hand to hold me out until the first freeze. Then I can head out for supplies and go bowling for zombiecicles at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    What if it is a government of Zombies? Will you sell them decorative kiln fired plates and hand forged skull crackers to eat the brains from?
    that depends. i will, if the tax structure doesn't encourage all our skull ******* production to move offshore. in that case, i'll sell them cheap Chinese sweatshop produced skull crackers and claim they're handmade.

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