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Old 05-24-12, 07:27 AM   #1
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Question: Would YOU Survive a Zombie Invasion?

Found this funny... Apparently "A-Holes" will inherit the Earth when the zombies come... lol


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Old 05-24-12, 07:29 AM   #2
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I'm in good shape then.
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Old 05-24-12, 11:04 AM   #3
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No my friend, in this situation I am the biggest *******! LOL!
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I would prolly be dead then.
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I'm good then
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I would prolly be dead then.
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Shane, is that you?
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Depends, are you going to use me as bait?
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Zombies eat brains, right? Okay, then I am safe as they would starve to undeath on me.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Easy, grow a beard. You never see zombies with facial hair.
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i live in a house with 18-inch-thick reinforced concrete walls. there is enough cleared room on the lot and the lot next door to till a subsistence garden. i'm well-armed, and all my nutjob friends are going to head for my place in case of emergency (with their arsenals). this includes muscle-powered weapons, of course. there's an on-site generator, a carpentry shop, and basic automotive repair shop. in a pinch, i know how to build a forge and a kiln.

so, assuming an "invasion" that will eventually be contained by a government, i'm good. long-term? nobody is safe.
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i. in a pinch, i know how to build a forge and a kiln.

so, assuming an "invasion" that will eventually be contained by a government, i'm good. long-term? nobody is safe.
What if it is a government of Zombies? Will you sell them decorative kiln fired plates and hand forged skull crackers to eat the brains from?
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Don't grow a beard either. Then they know your game (or gamey).
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Well, since zombies freeze in winter and I live up north I just have to keep enough supplies on hand to hold me out until the first freeze. Then I can head out for supplies and go bowling for zombiecicles at the same time.
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What if it is a government of Zombies? Will you sell them decorative kiln fired plates and hand forged skull crackers to eat the brains from?
that depends. i will, if the tax structure doesn't encourage all our skull ******* production to move offshore. in that case, i'll sell them cheap Chinese sweatshop produced skull crackers and claim they're handmade.
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