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    Someone threw dog poo on my front porch

    So many questions...
    What should I do with said poo?
    Whose poo is it?
    What is the airspeed velocity of unladen poo?

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    Was it flaming?

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    It was Indy.

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    That's what you get for ignoring him.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    It was Indy.

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    But it wasn't dog poop.

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    No flames. No corn. No detectable bouquet. Good consistency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    That's what you get for ignoring him.
    Very rarely do I ignore Indy or anyone for that matter.

    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    No flames. No corn. No detectable bouquet. Good consistency.
    How much does it weigh?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    How much does it weigh?
    Weight unknown. Let's just say it's bigger than Bailey poo (2manybikes) and smaller than Winston poo (Doohickie).

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    Send it out for DNA testing and begin to collect samples from known doggies so you can return it to it's rightful owner.

    http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...h-renters?lite
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Send it out for DNA testing and begin to collect samples from known doggies so you can return it to it's rightful owner.

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    I'd be more interested in the method of delivery. Trebuchet? Or perhaps delivered directly from the [ahem] source?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    I'd be more interested in the method of delivery. Trebuchet? Or perhaps delivered directly from the [ahem] source?
    Was it splattered on your step or nicely put on your porch? Was it steaming or cold? So many questions.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Perhaps the perpatrator used a trebuchet or more likely a ballista to launch the assumed canine at your domicile and the animal lost control of it's bowels either just prior to, at or immediately following impact. I would eliminate the catapult from your list of possible medieval siege weapons, as it is not possible to launch a dog from one, for obvious reasons. Have you angered any hordes lately?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    No splatter effect. I didn't have a meat thermometer handy so I'll also it was ambient temp. Definitely canine, a healthy one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Perhaps the perpatrator used a trebuchet or more likely a ballista to launch the assumed canine at your domicile and the animal lost control of it's bowels either just prior to, at or immediately following impact. I would eliminate the catapult from your list of possible medieval siege weapons, as it is not possible to launch a dog from one, for obvious reasons. Have you angered any hordes lately?
    Well he does live in Wisconsin...perhaps it was thrown by a pitchfork?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    It is probably the same dog that is pooping on his skis in his avatar. Maybe his skis were on his front porch as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Neighbors are peaceful, though I am the newb here. Perhaps I unknowingly flashed a gang sign.

    I am ruling out shock & awe although the small airport is nearby. The spread pattern was too narrow.

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    When I used to own a house (and my yard was planted out nicely and carefully trimmed), there was an idiot who would just let his dog out - and it seemed like it would bee-line for my yard (dog had issues because sometimes he would start at one end of my front yard and continue the streak to the other side - also hitting my sidewalk), I was the angry woman who would shovel up the crap and walk it down and fling it on his house. I would see him at the bar and told him one night, he laughed (his house was a broken down mess anyway) and he said he wondered how his dog was able to take a poo that high on the house ...

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    So that's where it landed.
    I think my new trebuchet may have set a new world's record.

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    FTR, I keep my pups in my meager yard (renting a house). One of mine has been pushing the limits with his #2's but I make a point to clean it up pronto if it's on the neighbor's turf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    So that's where it landed.
    I think my new trebuchet may have set a new world's record.
    I think you meant teleporter. Thanks for not including the flies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Very rarely do I ignore Indy or anyone for that matter.

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    ...until the restraining order is issued.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    What did they put in the back yard?

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    I have no back yard. It's a weird triangular-shaped lot near the end of a cul de sac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    ...until the restraining order is issued.
    It could have been chicken poop, could it not?
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