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Old 05-24-12, 02:06 PM   #1
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office pranks

Have a long, hot, boring summer coming up. Already planning how to entertain myself.

One idea...a guy I used to work with. I stay in touch via emails.
I'm going to send an email a day with 1 letter in the subject lines.....when he groups and sorts the emails it'll spell out a message like "FU" or "Whazzup!?"

Any other ideas?
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Have a long, hot, boring summer coming up. Already planning how to entertain myself.

One idea...a guy I used to work with. I stay in touch via emails.
I'm going to send an email a day with 1 letter in the subject lines.....when he groups and sorts the emails it'll spell out a message like "FU" or "Whazzup!?"

Any other ideas?
What gives you the idea he'll group and sort your emails? Nerdling
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Sign him up to the sausage lovers mailing list.

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Old 05-24-12, 02:23 PM   #4
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What gives you the idea he'll group and sort your emails? Nerdling
That's easy to make happen.

"Hey W#^@%^#,
remember that email we were discussing XXXXXXXX?
I deleted it by accident. You still have a copy?"
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That's easy to make happen.

"Hey W#^@%^#,
remember that email we were discussing XXXXXXXX?
I deleted it by accident. You still have a copy?"
I didn't realize they made adult movies that sick.
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I didn't realize they made adult movies that sick.
oooh....you have no idea.
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Buy a bottle of vodka and leave it in the freezer with a note that says, "for a bad day," or something along those lines. Or no note at all. It will have the people talking like crazy.

Stop hiding your flatulence.

Leave a "biological sample" container in the office fridge with yellow liquid in it and write, "who's urine is this? can I use it?"

Put a fish in the coffee maker or percolator.

Start taking single bites from people's sandwiches and tell the people how good it was.

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I didn't realize they made adult movies that sick.
define 'sick'....
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define 'sick'....
Perverted, twisted....etc.

I think you should photo copy a dollar bill, and then jam all the office vending machines with them.
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Catch the vending machine guy and give him some gratuity to let you put weird stuff in there. Or your co-workers' belongings, The Office style.
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Dress up as The Grim Reaper and stand behind your co-worker without saying anything. Every once in awhile, tap them on the shoulder with your scythe and laugh maniacally.
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I didn't realize they made adult movies that sick.
Usually starts off by a girl walking into an office for an 'interview'...
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lol, I just realized, I meant to post this pic in the "so this girl comes in for an interview," thread, but it fits here too.
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For Christmas I wrapped my bosses desk and chair in wrapping paper. This was only my second week here, but he was a pretty cool guy. Still haven't told him it was me...
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leaf blower, paint roller holder, duct tape and all the toilet paper from teh mens room add up to hiliarity. I say use a cordless electric blower, but you get the idea.

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if there are cubicles, cover the "entrance" with saran wrap and then fill it with random things. balloons, packing peanuts, etc.

if there's an enclosed office and a suspended ceiling, do the same thing behind the closed office door.

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Take a screenshot of someone's desktop, set it as the background wallpaper. Right click for graphic display options, and turn off their icons. The screenshot will have images of the icons, and it'll drive him nuts. (or her, whichever)
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Take a screenshot of someone's desktop, set it as the background wallpaper. Right click for graphic display options, and turn off their icons. The screenshot will have images of the icons, and it'll drive him nuts. (or her, whichever)
one of my favorites!

also if possible, change the rotation of their monitor, then disable the shortcut to change it back.
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one of my favorites!

also if possible, change the rotation of their monitor, then disable the shortcut to change it back.
This one reminded me...I may have to remap some keyboard keys
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You could always go streaking down the aisles.
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You could always go streaking down the aisles.
How would that be any different than a normal day?
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How would that be any different than a normal day?
You could wear a strap on.
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