Clowns can tie shoes though.
I can't even see the calves, so how can we judge?
Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
I don't know...but you have some damned ugly shoes.
1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold
Men don't run. They stand their ground, and order plenty of appletinis for their SO.
Yes, you have cankles.
Cycling more will help.
From that angle, Si Senor Coucho.
I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!
I'm sorry to break the news to you Couch.. but yes.. those are indeed cankles. My girlfriend suffers from this too. No biggie though, as I hear some women have a fetish for this.