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Old 05-30-12, 08:49 PM   #1
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Worst kisses you've ever received........

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My Grandma Chilcote gave the worst kisses. She smelled of cheap Kentucky Bourbon and Chesterfield non filtered cigarettes.

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after she finished licking her butt.
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Great Aunt Geraldine - RIP - us kids used to run when we knew she was coming in as her arrival was fulllllll of kisses and SKKKKWEEEZZZZING OF THE CHEEKS. If we were lucky and missed the arrival - it was awesome - but there was nothing so UN-special than to receive double kisses and SKKKWEEZZZZZING OF THE CHEEKS (I mean it hurt!!!! It wasn't a 2 second affair - SHE HOOKED ON AND HELD!!!).

She was the worst. Lovely woman but dammit - she hurt at times!
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the worst kiss is the kiss of death. i have received it so many times now that all i can do is laugh. that's right. i laugh at the kiss of death.
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Great Aunt Geraldine - RIP - us kids used to run when we knew she was coming in as her arrival was fulllllll of kisses and SKKKKWEEEZZZZING OF THE CHEEKS. If we were lucky and missed the arrival - it was awesome - but there was nothing so UN-special than to receive double kisses and SKKKWEEZZZZZING OF THE CHEEKS (I mean it hurt!!!! It wasn't a 2 second affair - SHE HOOKED ON AND HELD!!!).

She was the worst. Lovely woman but dammit - she hurt at times!
I had an uncle who thought it was funny to rub his scrubbly beard against our cheeks, whilst giving us hugs.....it just about tore our skin off!
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Sorry, I'm still thinking about the best. Mmmm...what a weekend!
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I would say my worst kisses were 1) A guy thought it would be funny to try and take the gum from my mouth (why oh why?!), bit my lip and pulled like hell. 2) The second was a guy who instead of kissing me, licked my lips real quick like a lizard. *shudders*
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I am not a fan of the Almond Kisses.

But probably the worst are the ones that are melted so bad you can't get the wrapper off of them.
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28 years ago my prom date never even kissed me goodbye. This last Memorial weekend...she more than made up for it.
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When it was time to leave a family function my sister and I would jockey for position to be out of my cousin's reach. Cousin was shorter than me but probably twice my weight, always had bandaids on her fingers from where the cat had scratched/bit her (meanest cat ever, wonder why?) Thank god they were only kisses on the cheek. Wet and slimey, but with a scratch of shaved whiskers.
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1) In college, this girl randomly stuck her tongue so far down my throat that she hit my gag reflex. She seriously thought that is how it's done.
2) Had an amazing dream date with a girl, I went in to kiss her, and it would have felt better to kiss sandpaper. Dream was over.
3) My then 8-month old crawled over to me when I was doing something on the floor, blindsided me, and kissed me with a completely open, drool-filled mouth. I think it was too gross to be cute.
4) My own wife, on our second date, created some sort of suction on my tongue and I felt her pull my tongue out. That hurt for three days.
5) My ex wife thought it would be funny to bite my tongue, and she took such a huge chunk out of it that it bled for several hours. That kinda sums up the whole relationship.
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I am not a fan of the Almond Kisses.

But probably the worst are the ones that are melted so bad you can't get the wrapper off of them.
Or the white chocolate ones. EWWWWWwwwwwwwwww. Makes me think of eating a clump of fat. Blechhh.
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jsharr kissed my ass once...it was terrible, he even slipped it the tongue! In his defense, he thought he was kissing death...my ass gets that all the time.
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Not 'received' exactly, but I once (very briefly) dated a girl who wore lots of makeup. She was one of the few girls I ever dated who wore lots of make up. After one (very brief) kissing session it took me several hours to get the taste of rouge, lipstick and other crap out of my mouth.
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I think I have been pretty lucky in the kissing department... unless I am the bad kisser and no-one had the heart to tell me about it or were masochists and kept coming back for more.



As for best kisses... I get those all the time.
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