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    I couldn't fall asleep last night...

    ...so I created a system of levers and pulleys that randomly launched my alarm clock clear across the bedroom, towards my head. While the alarm clock traversed the entire length of my bed, I honestly attempted one of the most scholastic endeavors EVAR (I actually counted to infinity). Before contact to my dome was made, I saw a glimmer of hope that I may soon, at any moment, find slumber and a peace I often seek while meditating during my morning traffic-jammed commute on Parkway East in Pittsburgh.

    Then it happened.

    Inge bit me.

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    sleep is over rated. or so I have been told. i may try it someday to see.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    sleep is over rated. or so I have been told. i may try it someday to see.
    You missed the point, Good Sir.

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    Inge has never bitten me. Sparky has growled at me. Rascal has bitten me. Sparky and Inge are good dogs. Rascal is passable at best.

    I like REM. Feathers hit the ground before the weights can leave the air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    What drugs are you two on?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    What drugs are you two on?
    What drugs is he not on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dcrowell View Post
    What drugs is he not on?
    Better question
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    They're just high on life.

    I used to be high on life, but then built up a tolerance.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcrowell View Post
    What drugs is he not on?
    I don't care, pass it to the left!
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    I do not do drugs. Never have. Never will. I am like this clean and sober. Imagine me all hopped up on goofballs. Or don't. I think the or don't option is the better choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I'm in recovery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I'm in recovery.

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    My name is jsharr, and I approve of this post. 500+ days, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I have yet to admit I have a problem.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    My name is jsharr, and I approve of this post. 500+ days, right?
    Yes Sir.

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    Congrats. (Again.)
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    That's awesome Coucho, really, it is.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    I slept 7.5 hours last night. I was only interrupted twice. Once by a nibbling Inge and once because I had to pee in the shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I slept 7.5 hours last night. I was only interrupted twice. Once by a nibbling Inge and once because I had to pee in the shower.

    Couch
    At least you did not pee in the laundry basket by mistake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    At least you did not pee in the laundry basket by mistake.
    I've never done that by mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I don't care, pass it to the left!
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