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Old 05-31-12, 08:28 AM   #1
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I couldn't fall asleep last night...

...so I created a system of levers and pulleys that randomly launched my alarm clock clear across the bedroom, towards my head. While the alarm clock traversed the entire length of my bed, I honestly attempted one of the most scholastic endeavors EVAR (I actually counted to infinity). Before contact to my dome was made, I saw a glimmer of hope that I may soon, at any moment, find slumber and a peace I often seek while meditating during my morning traffic-jammed commute on Parkway East in Pittsburgh.

Then it happened.

Inge bit me.

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Old 05-31-12, 08:33 AM   #2
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sleep is over rated. or so I have been told. i may try it someday to see.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 05-31-12, 08:34 AM   #3
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sleep is over rated. or so I have been told. i may try it someday to see.
You missed the point, Good Sir.

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Inge has never bitten me. Sparky has growled at me. Rascal has bitten me. Sparky and Inge are good dogs. Rascal is passable at best.

I like REM. Feathers hit the ground before the weights can leave the air.

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What drugs are you two on?
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What drugs are you two on?
What drugs is he not on?
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They're just high on life.

I used to be high on life, but then built up a tolerance.
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I don't care, pass it to the left!
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I do not do drugs. Never have. Never will. I am like this clean and sober. Imagine me all hopped up on goofballs. Or don't. I think the or don't option is the better choice.
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I'm in recovery.

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I have yet to admit I have a problem.
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Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."
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That's awesome Coucho, really, it is.
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I slept 7.5 hours last night. I was only interrupted twice. Once by a nibbling Inge and once because I had to pee in the shower.

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I slept 7.5 hours last night. I was only interrupted twice. Once by a nibbling Inge and once because I had to pee in the shower.

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At least you did not pee in the laundry basket by mistake.
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At least you did not pee in the laundry basket by mistake.
I've never done that by mistake.

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