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    I can prove that MP is not amish

    Here are the facts we know about MP.

    -She lives in a van by the river
    -She doesn't like canoes

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    Exhibit 1: Amish love canoes

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    Exhibit 2:
    Amish van by the river has no MP


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    Woooo-hooooo I am vindicated!!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I am vindicated!!
    I think you can get a shot to clear that up.
    Dangit, I almost only post in Foo, so my post count is abysmal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willmw View Post
    I think you can get a shot to clear that up.
    No Canadian surgery required?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    No Canadian whiskey required?
    A shot would definitely clear that up. A half dozen, and things would be blurry again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Woooo-hooooo I am vindicated!!
    Not so fast. We will be the judges of that.

    Couch

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    My logic is beyond reproach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    My logic is beyond reproach.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    What else makes delicious chicken pot pie?

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    Fact #3: I don't like cleaning up horse dung
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Fact #3: I don't like cleaning up horse dung
    Fact#4: If she doesn't like it, we know she's done it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Fact#4: If she doesn't like it, we know she's done it.
    So what you're saying is she used to be amish? One of those kids that went off on Rumspringa and never came back to the fold?
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Woooo-hooooo I am vindicated!!
    You could be Mennonite.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    I see you there....


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    If she is from western Canada she could be Doukhobor, eh?
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    or Mennonite.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    You could be Mennonite.
    That's what I'm thinking now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    or Mennonite.
    Nein, I'm not rich enough to be Mennonite.

    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    That's what I'm thinking now.
    Hey!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Senior Member no motor?'s Avatar
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    It's 2 to 1, you're outvoted. Or voted out if you prefer.

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    I was watching that reality show on the nat geo channel called Amish: Out of Order, which is about Amish who have left the community to join the world of the English.

    And I got to thinking... hmmm... could it be, MP is a fallen Amish, out living among the English?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    If she is from western Canada she could be Doukhobor, eh?
    As Doukhobor women have been known to parade protesting around in the nude and there have been no known riots of young men other than the idiots in Vancouver and Quebec lately I highly doubt that the lady in question is Doukhobor. Besides most of the pictures that I've seen of protesting Doukhobor ladies they were not slim and trim as pictures of MP show her to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    Here are the facts we know about MP.

    -She lives in a van by the river
    -She doesn't like canoes
    She is a Pumpkinite which is a small order that broke away from the main body of of the Gourdites back in the early 1920's in what was called the "Great Split".

    Unlike the members of the main church who do not believe in travelling, bathing, or Justin Bieber, the Pumpkinites have adopted a nomadic lifestyle and prefer to live in vans and recreational vehicles due to persecution by Gourdite death squads, who are given a dispensation to leave the main commune in order to hunt down heretics. They can often be found close to bodies of water as they have adopted bathing and have done well to blend in well with regular campers and weekenders. This serves to camouflage themselves but can be set apart by their religious hatred of canoes which are a powerful symbol in the Gourdite faith.

    If you are out camping and someone declines to get in a canoe with you, there is a good chance that you have met a Pumpkinite.

    And we have all seen how much MP loves bubble baths.

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    or Mennonite.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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