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    You gonna eat that? Doohickie's Avatar
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    And then it happened

    The high point of my day.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    don't forget to wash your hands.

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    Sex?


    Poop?
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    boom, headshot?

    the cake, it was not a lie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Yeah, but isn't your head sort of pointy every day? Did you get your high point polished or waxed or something?
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by black_box View Post
    don't forget to wash your hands.
    And clean the floor before somebody slips and hurts their self.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    The high point of my day.
    quitting time?

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    Oh, it was better than that.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    ^ that
    with this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    ^ that
    with this...
    you owe me a new monitor!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    I'll bet he took a dip in the secretarial pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    ^ that
    with this...
    I envy the person who has the genius to think up things like this.
    more cops have been killed by donuts than guns in chicago it is a medical fact ask any doctor.

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    I'm guessing the bran worked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Are you a regular customer?
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Are you a regular customer?
    More irregular than most.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    The chicken pooped on your head?
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    The chicken pooped on your head?
    No, it pooped out his head. He's finally free (the chicken, that is).
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Jfc
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    You caught a soft core pron on the cable teevee?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    OooooooHHHHhhooohhhh that is sooo terribly funny hehehehehehQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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