You should be expecting a visit from a tall, gaunt man. He will be wearing a black trench coat, and smoking lots of cigarettes. Do exactly as he says.
"The People will believe what the Media tells them they believe". George Orwell.
That was no alien
Hippie alien FTW
Whoops, sorry 'bout that...it was dark and I was looking for the Kool-Aid
I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!