You should be expecting a visit from a tall, gaunt man. He will be wearing a black trench coat, and smoking lots of cigarettes. Do exactly as he says.
"The Universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on a government contract." Robert A. Heinlein
That was no alien
Hippie alien FTW
Whoops, sorry 'bout that...it was dark and I was looking for the Kool-Aid
I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!