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    Cool Beans MangoPumpkin's Avatar
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    Should I be worried?

    The guard at work this morning said: 'You look brighter than a Tiffany Lamp' (a play on my name)

    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    I would be.

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    At least you don't need to fear dark places.

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    At times like these, I get naked.

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    Your name is Lamp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Your name is Lamp?

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    You have to work while under guard ?

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    Is the guard hawt?

    Maybe the guard has part time that uses the guard's uniform and involves dancing.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    You have to work while under guard ?
    Si. We have two.

    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Is the guard hawt?

    Maybe the guard has part time that uses the guard's uniform and involves dancing.
    Uh no, well he is an Ex-Marine...but NOT HAWT. Friendly enough.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Si. We have two.

    Uh no, well he is an Ex-Marine...but NOT HAWT. Friendly enough.
    So you are being guarded by an ex marine... is it because you are HAWT and need to be protected ?

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    Not to worry.
    The security guard is just throwing his bait in the water.

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    You should have told him in no uncertain terms that you are not as bright as he thinks.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Tell him he's just a dopey ol' jarhead. That should endear you to him.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You should have told him in no uncertain terms that you are not as bright as he thinks.
    uuuuuuuuu oh no you didn't. You gonna get spanked for that one.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Show him the pictures

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    Does he want to play Jenga?

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    If he didn't noticed the $500 hairdo, he's not paying any attention.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    What's a Tiffany Lamp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mangopumpkin View Post
    uh no, well he is an ex-marine...but not hawt. Friendly enough.
    impossible!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeybikes View Post
    What's a Tiffany Lamp?

    here
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    impossible!
    So you think Marines are hawt?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    So you think Marines are hawt?
    Chip only finds his superior officers hawt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    Show him the pictures
    Only worry if he brings up the pictures....
    Dangit, I almost only post in Foo, so my post count is abysmal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willmw View Post
    Only worry if he brings up the pictures....
    Don't even say that!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    The guard at work this morning said: 'You look brighter than a Tiffany Lamp' (a play on my name)


    Did he offer to show you his nightstick?
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