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Old 06-19-12, 05:56 AM   #1
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Should I be worried?

The guard at work this morning said: 'You look brighter than a Tiffany Lamp' (a play on my name)

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Old 06-19-12, 06:16 AM   #2
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Old 06-19-12, 06:21 AM   #3
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At least you don't need to fear dark places.
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Old 06-19-12, 06:30 AM   #4
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At times like these, I get naked.

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Your name is Lamp?
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You have to work while under guard ?
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Old 06-19-12, 07:20 AM   #8
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Is the guard hawt?

Maybe the guard has part time that uses the guard's uniform and involves dancing.
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Old 06-19-12, 07:23 AM   #9
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Is the guard hawt?

Maybe the guard has part time that uses the guard's uniform and involves dancing.
Uh no, well he is an Ex-Marine...but NOT HAWT. Friendly enough.
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Si. We have two.

Uh no, well he is an Ex-Marine...but NOT HAWT. Friendly enough.
So you are being guarded by an ex marine... is it because you are HAWT and need to be protected ?
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Old 06-19-12, 07:39 AM   #11
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Not to worry.
The security guard is just throwing his bait in the water.

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Old 06-19-12, 07:58 AM   #12
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You should have told him in no uncertain terms that you are not as bright as he thinks.
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Old 06-19-12, 08:18 AM   #13
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Tell him he's just a dopey ol' jarhead. That should endear you to him.
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Old 06-19-12, 08:19 AM   #14
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uuuuuuuuu oh no you didn't. You gonna get spanked for that one.
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Does he want to play Jenga?
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If he didn't noticed the $500 hairdo, he's not paying any attention.
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What's a Tiffany Lamp?
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uh no, well he is an ex-marine...but not hawt. Friendly enough.
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So you think Marines are hawt?
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So you think Marines are hawt?
Chip only finds his superior officers hawt.
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Only worry if he brings up the pictures....
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Don't even say that!
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The guard at work this morning said: 'You look brighter than a Tiffany Lamp' (a play on my name)


Did he offer to show you his nightstick?
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