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    It's 8:59AM EST

    And we haven't heard from Couch yet...

    Anybody watching the news?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    His ankle bracelet shocked him into a fetal ball when he tried to leave the yard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    And we haven't heard from Couch yet...

    Anybody watching the news?
    I have nothing to do with Eric Holder! I swears!

    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I have nothing to do with Eric Holder! I swears!

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    That's not what your file says.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    That's not what your file says.
    Yea, but the file has conveniently been lost!

    It's good to be a Democrat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Yea, but the file has conveniently been lost!
    It's good to be a Democrat.

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    What has been lost in one place, is found in another.

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    Is this part of the forum for old people too old to bike?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotiascotia View Post
    Is this part of the forum for old people too old to bike?
    More like too distracted to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotiascotia View Post
    Is this part of the forum for old people too old to bike?
    It's for people who actually think about things other than cycling.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotiascotia View Post
    Is this part of the forum for old people too old to bike?
    No, that is called 50+. Go in there and post pics of your latest operation and complain about kids these days. In here, we tell lies about everything and post pictures of our heads so that Chris..... can glue them onto other peoples bodies.

    And we also give out great advice on topics that really should not be addressed in public forums, so if you have a nymphmaniac wife, or your girlfriend is cheating on you with a minor league sports team, go ahead and ask us what to do.

    It is considered very poor form to discuss two wheeled self powered forms of conveyance within these walls.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    No, that is called 50+. Go in there and post pics of your latest operation and complain about kids these days. In here, we tell lies about everything and post pictures of our heads so that Chris..... can glue them onto other peoples bodies.

    And we also give out great advice on topics that really should not be addressed in public forums, so if you have a nymphmaniac wife, or your girlfriend is cheating on you with a minor league sports team, go ahead and ask us what to do.

    It is considered very poor form to discuss two wheeled self powered forms of conveyance within these walls.
    And if you need to install anything at 220V, we can help you there, too.
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    Easy now im hungover and need to roll one and bleed the lizard...... back later buddies

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    And if you need to install anything at 220V, we can help you there, too.
    Yeah, we's be experts at home repairs but really extra special when it comes to electricity. Aint no nowhere else on the interwebs where you can learn more about how to wire in a space heater for your tropical indoor Hyundai repairs.

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    Water is wet.

    Couch

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    The sun is hot.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Water is wet.

    Couch
    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    The sun is hot.
    The owl flies at midnight.
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    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    MV is horny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    MV is horny.
    Always.

    Couch

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    salvia is a trip

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